I’m in the middle of a nap. My phone rings and it’s my girlfriend. I wake up and look at the phone. I hesitate and think to myself, should I answer this? Or should I just pretend I didn’t see it and go back to sleep? Against my better judgment, I answered the phone and my girlfriend Steph was in an extreme panic! She was speaking very frantically and she was hard to understand. I had no idea what the heck was going on but thankfully I answered the phone because there seems to be an emergency happening.

Once She calmed her nerves down a little bit and I woke up a little bit more I was able to find out what was going on. She starts by telling me, “this may be the dumbest thing in the world”. At that moment I was hit with relief. It obviously wasn’t a real issue, and I won’t have to put my pants on. Thank goodness.

She asked me, “if I got shocked by my cars static electricity and then the gas pump shocked me, is it safe to turn on my car?” Haha! What?!? She then said “google says it’s dangerous and I shouldn’t start my car”. Again, haha! I died. I’ve never heard that before. I obviously told her to start her car and that she will be fine. After a few moments of convincing her google is wrong she finally started up her car and everything was fine. Duh.

But what if everything wasn’t fine and her car blew up?

BOOM!

Did I murder her?

Would it be my fault? I can’t do prison time guys, I’m a lover not a fighter. Either way, what a weird way to be woken up.

Have you ever heard of anything like this before? Is she crazy? Am I crazy?

Thanks for reading. O’Doyle rules.

– Justin