The Internet is a dangerous place. For as much good as its brought to our lives (cute animal videos and naked ladies at the touch of a button), it has not been without its flaws. Every situation is a scandal. Every mistake is captured and saved until the end of time. It’s a tough battlefield to navigate. Every once in awhile, however, the Internet produces some good that doesn’t involve pets or nudity, and this time it involves stocks from struggling brands like GameStop, AMC, and Blackberry.

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