A Chicago man battled an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the officer’s friend during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive according to prosecutors. Kyle Clark, the nipple biter, sideswiped the off-duty police officer’s car and when he was ordered to exit the vehicle, he came out swinging, hitting the cop in the face and then biting off his friend’s “little pinky”.

Personally, we hope no one bites your nipples off today…unless you want them to.