Naming a baby is a huge deal. You have to call this human that is yours the same name for the REST OF IT’S WAKING LIFE! But no pressure. Make it easy on yourself and pick some family name, but definitely, do not, in any circumstance, name your kid any of these names- oh yeah- they’re also banned.

King
Queen
Jesus Christ
III
Santa Claus
Majesty
Adolf Hitler
Messiah
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And to add on that… you can’t put a number in their name, so don’t even try Tim0thy, it won’t work and it’s not cute. It’s scary that I have to say this, but emojis are also off the table. That’s right, you can’t name your kid winky face.

We’re not the only ones with rules like this in the US, other countries have random names you can’t use, like these-