Do They Belong To The Streets?!

She found a cigarette butt with lipstick and THIS was his excuse… at least at first…

Ahoy my favorite people! My boyfriend belongs to the streets and I have to tell you how I found out. On Sunday I worked a graveyard shift and when I got home I noticed a cigarette butt with pink lipstick on it in my boyfriends ashtray. I don’t smoke and either do any of my friends so right away I knew there was a problem. I took a picture of it and sent it to him. At first he denied knowing anything about it. At one point he tried saying “the wind or a bird must have picked it up” which I thought was the worst excuse until I heard his next one. After hours of crying and fighting he looked me in the eyes and told me that sometimes he puts on my lipstick when I’m gone. He said he misses me a lot and was ashamed to tell me he did this. I went from crying to laughing in his face. I asked him to go get the lipstick he used and after fumbling around in the bathroom for a few minutes he comes out with eyeliner. What a freaking liar! For laughs and revenge I made him put the eyeliner on his lips to show me how he did it. I packed up some stuff, grabbed the dogs and went to my parents house. I am heartbroken and frustrated I wasted two years but I’m extremely happy I found out before we got married and had kids. Sorry to dump my sad story on you guys but I thought you’d find his excuse funny. Thanks for being the only thing stable in my life right now. I love you and hope to see you at Riot Fest! 🖤

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