If you find yourself owning more than one toothbrush, you’ve done something wrong. There’s no need to double up. It should be a one in, one out policy. One man in Florida, however, was arrested for stealing over $1000 worth of toothbrushes. What he was going to do with these toothbrushes, we don’t want to know.

Does this look like a man that would be fiending for toothbrushes?

Yes, yes he does.