Good advice can be golden, whether it’s true or not. Two self-proclaimed ‘old farts’ from Chicago posted up at an Atlanta park and offered social commentary to whoever asked for it. According to ring leader Kevin Shotsberger, “People ask us questions. If we don’t know what the answer is, we’ll just lie to you. You know, we are men.”

Razz Jenkins, his partner-in-crime, noted, “The hardest part of that is getting that old fart up out of that chair. It’s a camp chair, so you can get locked in.”