The two worst people on Earth were supposed to fight. There are people far more evil and destructive than these two, but something about Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerburg…it’s terrible. They’re just twerps. They’re dorks. Their substantial wealth is just so uncool.

Anyways, the two dorks were going to fight, but Musk’s mom stepped in and said no.

I think we all got dumber because of this story.