You laugh you go to hell: a guy hits a girl with the classic setup for a pick-up line… “did you fall from heaven?” But unfortunately, he wasn’t. Ouch bro!
You laugh you go to hell: a guy hits a girl with the classic setup for a pick-up line… “did you fall from heaven?” But unfortunately, he wasn’t. Ouch bro!
A man in Denver received a very disgusting gift on his property from his neighbor. After checking his security cameras, he saw his neighbor pooping in his lawn, like the dog he is! The man, Andrew Roush, called it “an asinine act.” Andrew thinks this is retaliation for calling him out on the Nextdoor App showing the man not cleaning up after his pet.
Car thieves in San Francisco are leaving notes on cars giving drivers two options, leave money or get your car broken into. A woman first found the flyer alerting her to “pay” a few weeks ago and told authorities. The flyer says “I don’t want to steal anymore! But I still have bills to pay. Can you help me please?” The woman was afraid that the person would come back and steal her car, but that hasn’t happened yet. On the flyer, there are options to pay through Cash app, Bitcoin and PayPal.
Las Vegas police have released body cam footage of the suspected DUI arrest of former Seattle Seahawks running back and Super Bowl Champ, Marshawn Lynch. He was found asleep behind the wheel of a severely damaged car. In fact, the front driver’s side tire was missing. According to the arrest report, Lynch, refused to cooperate with police. The results of his blood test have not been released.
During their preseason game against the Jaguars, Browns player couldn’t help but overhear the crowd chanting to their teammate Deshaun Watson, “You sick f***” over and over. Maybe it’ll be a thing that really catches on this season with the team…
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Do you ever wonder what Kurt Cobain and Nirvana would be like today if he were still with us?
Artificial intelligence did. (Well, SOMEONE did) and then had computers study ever ounce of music the band did over the years and then come up with something similar. The end result was a song that reasonably sounds like it could be from Nirvana. The only thing that you will hear below that isn’t A.I. is the vocals — they had a cover band singer do THAT.
This was all done as part of a project called The Lost Tapes Of The 27 Club, which Rolling Stone can fill you in on. — [eric]
After watching “Trainwreck: Woodstock 99” I am 110% certain I would’ve left after day one. The original festival in 1969 was about community. Everyone was preaching about ‘peace’ and ‘love.’ Woodstock was a movement. It defined a generation. Some of the same organizers banded together again in the 90’s, along with new corporate promoters, hoping the festival would bring a new generation together in a similar way. Unfortunately, greed, the utter lack of concern for festival-goers, and poor planning caused absolute mayhem for the entirety of the festival. “Trainwreck” gives first-hand accounts of what the debacle was like from the perspective of the artist, fan, production team, and security. I watched every episode back-to-back because I couldn’t believe it actually happened that way. In 1999, when I saw it on TV as a teenager, I remember MTV VJ’s getting garbage hurled at them on live television from the crowd below. It seemed more funny to me at the time, to watch Carson Daly dodge pop bottles, but this Netflix documentary made me realize that it was all a part of the nightmare that was happening on the ground, and the people, they were revolting. And you thought Fyre Festival was bad… watch this!! -Ali
The MLB “Field of Dreams” game is nostalgic in itself, but the icing on the cake last night was having Harry Caray’s hologram lead the crowd in singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.”
You laugh, you go to hell- he gives 50% of his money to Charity… he’s a good man!
Booking agencies, like expensive stores, don’t list prices on their website for a reason- it’s really friggin’ expensive! Here are some of the more high-level prices you’ll be looking at if you ever do win the Mega Millions and want Metallica to pay your son’s birthday party. Keep in mind some of these prices might be outdated… so it actually could be more now!
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more here! https://seattletalentbuying.com/price-list-celebrities-bands-famous-entertainers/
A young man is in line, AT a WNBA Sky game mind you, and he’s wearing a Sky T-shirt, but he’s not there for the team, or the game, or anything else basketball related. He’s in line for something that really matters to him… the buffet!!! Must watch!
Chicago kids are getting free haircuts prior to the new school year thanks to some generous barbers. The national organization, “I Am A Gentlemen” are giving pep talks while also helping getting over 250 young men well-groomed. They want to make sure these boys can worry about school and not how they look!
Michael Jordan’s jersey from “The Last Dance” season is going up for auction next month. Sotheby’s head of streetwear, Brahm Wachter said, “finals jerseys from Jordan… they just don’t come around.” They’re expecting it to go for $3 million to $5 million. Jordan wore this soon-to-be-sold jersey June 3, 1998. Named “Invictus Part 1,” the auction will be open for bidding from Sept. 6 to 14 on Sothebys.com.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/10/michael-jordan-jersey-from-the-last-dance-heads-to-auction/
Instagram took it down, we have it “edited” 😉
Enzo Zabala-Cardozo, 31 of Florida was caught in the act of smoking meth by police. When the cops asked him what he was doing, he said “Meth is legal.” Sure it is. He did not offer details as to when the highly addictive drug had been legalized. He couldn’t, because it hasn’t. Zabala-Cardozo’s priors includes multiple convictions for narcotics possession, as well as convictions for disorderly conduct, obstruction, and assault. Check out his mugshot below!
If the house is rockin’, come knockin’! There’s a trailer park opening in Louisiana that encourages swinging. It’s called Tee Boi’s Swinger Trailer Park and creator David Aucoin says, “Live free and don’t be scared of it. There’s a big community of it.” Get on the list now, opening day is set for Memorial Day weekend of 2022!
Is he the jerk? Does David in Lisle need to pay for his son’s school?
Am I a jerk for not paying or helping to pay for my sons college education? Nobody paid for mine and the hard lessons, struggles I learned along the way are why I am no the person I am today. I think a little struggle is good for kids, does that make me a jerk? My wife and son sure thinks so
David in Lisle
She found a suspicious fingernail that leads her to believe that he belongs to the streets- does he?!
I get home last night and find this on my back patio. Let me just say this is the second time I found random female fingernails laying around my house. My boyfriend soon to be ex says he has no idea how it got here. It looks to me like his side piece is purposely leaving breadcrumbs behind. Does he belong to the streets?
The chaos that Riot Fest brings isn’t merely beholden to Douglass Park. Riot Fest have once again partnered with Chicago’s best venues to spread their chaos throughout the city.
Every show goes on-sale Thursday, August 11 at 10:00AM. More ticket information can be found here.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
Alkaline Trio
Metro
Doors: 10:00 P.M. CDT // 18+
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
Anberlin
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Obscura Burlesque Show
Produced by SioBast and Dannie Diesel
Empty Bottle
Doors: 11 PM // 21+
The Maine
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
PVRIS
Performing White Noise and All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell
Cobra Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Sunny Day Real Estate
w/ The Appleseed Cast
Metro
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
Action Bronson
Concord Music Hall
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
The Get Up Kids w/ Sparta
Chop Shop
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
Thursday
Performing Full Collapse
w/ Anthony Green
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Bully
Empty Bottle
Doors: 10 PM // 21+
Alexisonfire
w/ War on Women
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Jawbox
w/ Bird Hands
Cobra Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Jimmy Eat World
w/ Charity Bliss
Metro
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
The Academy Is…
w/ Midtown and Jon Walker
Concord Music Hall
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
Jeff Rosenstock
w/ Small Crush
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
FEAR
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
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