Florida started filling potholes in the all natural way

Two men in Fort Meyers, FL were fed up with the road conditions in their neighborhood. Instead of waiting for the local government to take care of it, they took matters into their own hands and planted a tree. That’s right, a big banana tree right in the middle of the road! No more damage to their cars- just a half-assed roundabout. Yeah, I don’t know, FL logic. Unfortunately, now people have less room to swerve and miss the pothole next to the tree… ahhh crap!

 

-Ali

No college degree? No problem!

Behold! A new list of full-on careers that don’t require a college degree. A company called SkillPointe has released a “job score report” that highlights careers that require two years of training or less. They’re ranked by openings, future growth, salaries, and interest among job seekers.

Here it is! Forget that $100,000 college debt for a Classics degree… whatever that means, right?

1.  Software developer

2.  Systems analyst

3.  Electrician

4.  Police officer

5.  Truck driver

6.  Carpenter

7.  Plumber

8.  IT support specialist

9.  Nurse

10.  Certified nursing assistant

11.  Auto mechanic

12.  Teacher assistant

13.  Medical assistant

14.  Industrial machinery mechanic

15.  Network administrator

 

-Ali

An Australian duck learned to cuss?!

He learned it from you Dad!!!

An Australian duck named Ripper has listened to humans his entire life, and thus has learned the beauty of the cuss words. The duck heard his handler’s way with choice words, and has picked up the phrase “you bloody fool.”  Listen, and tell me this duck isn’t the ducking coolest!

 

 

-ali

Whose Karen Is It?

We support wearing masks as much as the next guy, but this Chicago-based teacher took it to the extreme with one of his students.

Where is this Karen from? Sound off on Facebook!

You shouldn’t be sleeping naked

Many of us, ahem, yours truly included, don’t mind sleeping in the buff. However, science says, probably not the best idea- here’s why my friend…

We disgusting humans let gas loose 15-25 times a day. And some of the time, you guessed it, you’re sleeping. Don’t let that nastiness get into your bed!!

-ali

What is the worst television commercial of all-time?

The KQX Media Research & Preservation team brought something to our attention recently. Not only did Steven Seagal have an energy drink, which is weird enough for us to be intrigued, but he made commercials for said drink. This commercial is deeply disturbing. We can’t tell if the first girl is his daughter or his lover, his reactions make us question if he’s ever acted before, and they linger on for so long.

If that wasn’t bad enough, here’s a few more:

What’s the worst commercial ever? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Here’s how easy it is for people to spy on you at an Airbnb

This video should startle you a little bit. Take a journey through a bugged Airbnb and see just how many hidden cameras there are and how hard they are to find if you don’t know what you’re looking for.

The phone plug with the camera lens sent shivers up our spines. Let’s face it, everyone here is a bit of an exhibitionist, but we’d like to consent to our exhibitions first!

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A story of bravery that you haven’t heard about…

The hero story nobody knows! The Pineapple Express was an underground railroad in Afghanistan that helped thousands of people get to safety. The amount of bravery, heart and selflessness these invisible superhero’s showed is beyond anything I can comprehend. I hope this story blows up and becomes a movie, the world needs to know this amazing story. -Justin

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Always remember to unlock the doors of the getaway car…

A pair of women were shoplifting some of their favorite Nike gear, when they forgot rule number one… unlock the doors of the getaway car!  Some might say this is Karma at it’s best, others might blame her getaway driver for ruining the plan. In any event, don’t shoplift… unless you’re certain the getaway car is an actual Ride or Die. Run girl, run!!

@faxisfaxNice little Saturday… ##DenimYourWay ##foryoupage ##fypシ ##ArmaniMyWay ##cops ##stl ##gotcaught ##CinderellaMovie jetpuffedsmourth

♬ original sound – faxisfax

 

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Football reporter loses it after fans invade her personal space

Lyndsey Gough was not meshing with the vibes that were all around after the Clemson football game over the weekend. Watch as she combats a bunch of drunken madmen who tried to get up in her business.

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You could now own Michael Jordan’s used underwear

Michael Jordan is known for being one of the best basketball players of all-time, one of the most infamous baseball players of all-time, and for being one of the biggest underwear connoisseurs we’ve ever seen. This dude loves the stuff. He’s constantly on TV talking about his Hanes underwear to anyone that will listen. Now, you can be like Mike and own a pair of his unmentionables.

It’s fine if you want to bid on these, assuming you’re okay with being put on some watch lists.

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Illinois students will now receive 5 mental health days from school

A new bill signed by Governor Pritzker will allow for students to take five excused absences for “mental health days” starting in January 2022. The stress and impact of the coronavirus is the prime motivator for this bill, with State Representative Barbara Hernandez noting, “Many students feel stressed and have developed anxiety and depression because they’re not able to see teachers and friends, and may have lower grades due to remote learning.” Mental health emergencies among school-aged children have skyrocketed since the start of the pandemic.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 800-273-8255. More mental health resources can be found at NAMI Chicago.

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This is the Antigua footage that Brian didn’t want you to see

Brian & Ali spent three days soaking up the Antigua sun last week in a once-in-a-lifetime trip. We saw plenty of pictures of those two living their best life on social media last week, smiling from ear-to-ear because they could file this away as a “work trip”. There’s one bit of footage from that trip that you haven’t seen yet, but the KQX Investigation Team has uncovered some must-see footage of Brian partying it up on the island.

Go get ’em, Brian!

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Woman trains her dog to walk her on a leash

We’re not sure if this is something that she should be proud of or something that is downright terrifying. The visual of a dog standing on its hindlegs while a woman crawls on all fours is a visual that we won’t forget anytime soon.

It is unknown at this time if she is now insisting on using the bathroom outside or not.

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Ticket Blitz Thursday – Official Rules – Riot Fest

WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules

A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.

The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:

  1. No purchase is necessary to enter or win. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.   Void where prohibited.  All federal, state, and local regulations apply.

Eligibility.  This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years  or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law.  Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren.  The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

  1. Contest Period. The Contest will begin at 8:00am CT on Thursday, September 9, 2021 and will run through 6:00pm CT on Thursday, September 9, 2021 (the “Contest Period”).  The Station’s computer is the official time keeping device for this Contest.
  2. How to Enter. To enter:

(i) TextListen to the Station Thursday, September 9, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period.  When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station.  By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant.  Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest.  By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.

(ii)  OnlineListen to the Station Thursday, September 9, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Riot Fest” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station.  Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing.  Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword.  Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified.  Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified.  In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address.  Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned.  Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion.  No mail-in entries will be accepted.

Winner Selection. On Thursday, September 9, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.

  1. Verification of Potential Winner. THE ELIGIBILITY OF ALL POTENTIAL CONTEST WINNERS IS SUBJECT TO VERIFICATION BY STATION WHOSE DECISIONS ARE FINAL AND BINDING IN ALL MATTERS RELATED TO THE CONTEST. The potential winner must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. The potential winner may be notified by email and/or telephone call after the date of random drawing and/or winner determination. The potential winner will be required to sign and return to Station, within three (3) days of the date notice is sent, an affidavit of eligibility and a liability/publicity release (except where prohibited) in order to claim his/her prize, if applicable.  A winner who returns the affidavit of eligibility and liability/publicity release will be deemed to have accepted the contest prize and thereafter will not be permitted to rescind their acceptance of the prize and/or return the prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, fails to sign and return the affidavit of eligibility and/or the liability/publicity release within the required time period (if applicable), or if the prize or prize notification is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. In the event that the potential winner of a prize is disqualified for any reason, Station may award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries.    
  2. Prize. Ten (10) prizes will be awarded in this Contest (each the “Prize”). Each Prize consists of: two (2) GA 3-Day Passes to Riot Fest on Friday, September 17, 2021 thru Sunday, September 19, 2021 at Douglass Park, S. Sacramento Avene and W. Ogden Avenue, Chicago, IL 60623. ARV is three hundred ninety nine dollars and ninety six cents ($399.96).  Winner is responsible for all taxes associated with prize receipt and/or use.  Odds of winning the Grand Prize depend on a number of factors including the number of eligible entries received during the Contest Period and listeners participating at any given time.

There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash.  The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses.  Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards.  Other restrictions may apply.

  1. Entry Conditions and Release. By entering, each participant agrees to: (a) comply with and be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Station, which are binding and final in all matters relating to this Contest; (b) release and hold harmless Station, Cumulus Media Inc., and its subsidiaries, related and affiliated companies, participating sponsors, the prize suppliers and any other organizations responsible for sponsoring, fulfilling, administering, advertising or promoting the Contest, and each of their respective past and present officers, directors, employees, agents and representatives (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liability, including but not limited to negligence and damages of any kind to persons and property, including but not limited to invasion of privacy (under appropriation, intrusion, public disclosure of private facts, false light in the public eye or other legal theory), defamation, slander, libel, violation of right of publicity, infringement of trademark, copyright or other intellectual property rights, property damage, or death or personal injury arising out of or relating to a participant’s entry, creation of an entry or submission of an entry, participation in the Contest, acceptance or use or misuse of prize (including any travel or activity related thereto) and/or the broadcast, exploitation or use of entry; and (c) indemnify, defend and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liabilities (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to an entrant’s participation in the Contest and/or entrant’s acceptance, use, non-use or misuse of the prize.
  2. Except where prohibited, participation in the Contest constitutes winner’s consent to use by the Station and its agents of winner’s name, likeness, photograph, voice, opinions and/or biographical information (including hometown and state) for promotional purposes in any media, worldwide, without further payment or consideration, unless otherwise prohibited by law.
  3. All State, Local, Federal and/or other taxes, duties, tariffs, title fees, licensing fees, or other fees for prizes awarded become the sole responsibility of the winner.  All those who win a prize or prizes valued $600 or more in any given year will be issued an IRS Form 1099 to report their winnings.
  4. General Conditions. Station reserves the right to cancel, suspend and/or modify the Contest, or any part of it, if any fraud, technical failures or any other factor beyond Station’s reasonable control impairs the integrity or proper functioning of the Contest, as determined by Station in its sole discretion. Station reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, Station reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. Station’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision.
  5. Limitations of Liability. The Released Parties are not responsible for: (1) any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by Station, entrants, printing errors or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the Contest; (2) technical failures of any kind, including but not limited to malfunctions, interruptions, or disconnections in phone lines or network hardware or software; (3) unauthorized human intervention in any part of the entry process or the Contest; (4) technical or human error which may occur in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (5) any injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt or use, non-use or misuse of any prize. No more than the stated number of prizes will be awarded. In event that a production, technical, programming or other error causes more than stated number of prizes as set forth in these Official Rules to be claimed, Station reserves the right to award only the stated number of prizes by a random drawing among all legitimate, unawarded, eligible prize claims.
  6. Entrant agrees that: (i) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action; (ii) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved exclusively by the United States District Court or the appropriate state court located in the Station’s listening area; (iii) any and all claims, judgments and awards shall be limited to actual out-of-pocket costs incurred, including costs associated with entering this Contest, but in no event attorneys’ fees; and (iv) under no circumstances will entrant be permitted to obtain awards for, and entrant hereby waives all rights to claim punitive, incidental and consequential damages and any other damages, other than for actual out-of-pocket expenses, and any and all rights to have damages multiplied or otherwise increased. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATIONS OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, or the rights and obligations of entrant and Station in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the state in which the Station is located, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the state in which the Station is located or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the state in which the Station is located.
  7. Entrant’s Personal Information. Information collected from entrants is subject to Station’s Privacy Policy, which is available on the Station’s website under the “Privacy Policy” link. All entry blanks, forms, devices, and materials gathered during the course of entry, as well as all information contained therein, shall become the sole property of Station to be used, disposed of or destroyed in its sole discretion. Station is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information entered by website users, and assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to Station’s website.
  8. Contest Results. A winners list may be obtained within thirty (30) days after the Contest Period expires by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to the Station identified below.

CONTEST SPONSOR:  Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.

PRIZE PROVIDER: Riot Fest, P.O. Box 220350, Chicago, IL 60622 

 

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9.5.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • R.E.M. – Finest Worksong
  • Porno For Pyros – Pets
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
  • INXS – Never Tear Us Apart
  • The Killers – When You Were Young
  • Cornershop – Brimful Of Asha
  • Green Day – Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Y Control
  • Soundgarden – My Wave
  • A Flock Of Seagulls – Space Age Love Song
  • Garbage – Stupid Girl
  • The Mighty Lemon Drops – Inside Out
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – By The Way

Hour 2

  • Sugar – If I Can’t Change Your Mind
  • 311 – All Mixed Up
  • Pearl Jam – Alive
  • Oingo Boingo – We Close Our Eyes
  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • Kasabian – Club Foot
  • No Doubt – Don’t Speak
  • James – Sit Down
  • Nine Inch Nails – Head Like A Hole
  • Romeo Void – Never Say Never
  • U2 – Vertigo
  • Love And Rockets – No New Tale To Tell
  • Oasis – Wonderwall


Hour 3

  • G. Love And Special Sauce – Cold Beverage
  • White Stripes – Hardest Button To Button
  • Beck – Sexx Laws
  • The Smithereens – Only A Memory
  • Modest Mouse – Float On
  • Local H – All The Kids Are Right
  • Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
  • Sinead O’Connor – Mandinka
  • Blink 182 – Dammit
  • The Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
  • Nirvana – Dumb
  • Catherine Wheel – Judy Staring At The Sun
  • Jimmy Eat World – The Middle

Hour 4

  • Hole – Celebrity Skin
  • Audioslave – Be Yourself
  • Radiohead – Fake Plastic Trees
  • Berlin – The Metro
  • TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
  • Sublime – Santeria
  • Sonic Youth – Bull In The Heather
  • Social Distortion – Ring Of Fire
  • Joan Jett – Bad Reputation
  • The Smiths – How Soon Is Now?
  • System Of A Down – Toxicity