Warning: this video is worth watching, but it is brutal to watch. Viewer discretion is advised.
A Hella Mega Karen: Whose Karen Is It?
We thought no one could complain about the Hella Mega Tour. It was the perfect evening with perfect bands. Unfortunately, one Karen had a serious issue with the evening and people having the time of their lives at the summer’s most anticipated concert.
Where is this Karen from? Sound off on Facebook!
This Karen is also a Bad Neighbor
Imagine living in a situation where five security cameras are pointed at your place at one time. This is the life that one couple has been living as they’ve been combatting a next-door Karen. This is brutal.
This is a special supernova for Brian, Ali, & Justin. It’s everything we hate in one post!
Insane road rage fight ends with a gentlemanly sign of respect
You ever beat the tar out of someone and then shake their hand? That’s what these two fellas did and we’re honestly blown away by it.
Just some friendly road rage finished with respect. Nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/V20sLTtlQi
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 14, 2021
We’re not encouraging anyone to get into a fight just to then shake their opponents hand, but if you already have video of it…please send it to us.
Little League coach gets mic’d up and his responses are savage
The Little League World Series is upon us and this coach does not care if he’s mic’d up or not. For six innings, he gave us one savage comment after another.
Is it okay to go to a chain restaurant on the first date?
According to this woman, Olive Garden, Chili’s, and the glorious destination that is Applebee’s are off limits when it comes to a first date. This lady won’t even entertain the idea.
Are you okay with chain restaurants on a first date? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Mask up, Chicago! City reinstates indoor mask mandate for everyone over the age of 2
After seeing a continuous rise in COVID-19 cases, Chicago is reimplementing their indoor mask policy regardless of vaccination status for ages 3 and up starting on Friday. It will apply to gyms, stores, common areas of apartment buildings and in restaurants, though people will be allowed to remove face coverings while eating and drinking. Masks are already required in schools under Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s statewide order.
Hospitalization rates remain much lower than they were at their peak in 2020, but with a constant increase in cases, it is crucial that we mask up now to curve the virus as we head into the holiday season.
We really want to try Little Caesars’ new “Calzony”
Half-pizza, half-calzone. GIVE IT TO US!
The new Crazy Calzony from @littlecaesars fuses together a pepperoni pizza and a calzone.https://t.co/Zk3rxBolzB pic.twitter.com/O7RLOSJj60
— foodbeast (@foodbeast) August 17, 2021
Anyone that is complaining about this creation is trying too hard. This looks objectively good. Kick back with a pair of sweatpants, feel bad about yourself, and eat a Calzony.
Relationship Court: My Ex Just Moved to Town
Sam in Jefferson Park has an ex moving to the city and he’s not sure how to handle it given that he also has a new girlfriend. He just wants to be a nice guy but he seems to be caught in between a rock and a hard place.
How should he handle this situation? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Have you done anything dumb lately?
It’s time to come clean and admit if you’ve done anything dumb recently. If you’re embarrassed about sharing what you’ve done, watch this kid and you’ll realize that whatever you did isn’t as bad as you think it is.
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The conversation lives on Facebook, let us know what dumb thing you’ve done recently!
Adorable video of baby having her first DQ Blizzard
Remember when life used to be this simple? This baby chomped down on her first bit of Dairy Queen goodness and her reaction is precious.
Now let’s get this girl some Portillo’s, ASAP!
Axe-throwing road rage incident caught on camera
One person in Washington is lucky to be alive after an axe was chucked at their head. There’s nothing else we could possibly say about this, we just need to roll the footage.
All of the places you can vacation without having to worry about snakes
If you’re looking to squeeze in a trip before Labor Day, let us suggest a place where you don’t have to worry about the possibility of snakes. Luckily, the Internet has provided us with exactly what we were looking for: a snake vs. no snake map.
Infographic by Sara Chodosh
So as you can see, the red places have snakes. The green places, though, do not have snakes. We think the green places are the best to vacation.
What have you found in your food?
A woman has vowed to never eat Chipotle again after she swallowed up a bug in the process. Tori Kenley was enjoying a meal at what she claimed was one of her favorite restaurants when she bit something crunchy. She tried to power through, but after experiencing a second crunch, she realized she was eating a cockroach leg.
@toritalkspodcastWent home and drank some apple cider vinegar diluted with water to kill bacteria. Any other tips? @chipotle what do you have to say about this??
What have you found in your food? Sound off on Facebook…if you can stomach it.
Hella Mega Photo Dump
Mullets! Fireworks! Pyro! The Hella Mega Tour rolled through Wrigley Field last night and provided us with some much needed live music. Here are some photos I took of the event (yes know this is lacking Fall Out Boy content, I was boozing during their set sorry.)
Bad Neighbors
Alert: there’s a pervert in Plainfield. This man has been listening to sex on this walkie talkie for weeks but he can no longer take it. Here’s what he had to say:
$70 seems like a fair price…
They told her to quit OnlyFans or her job…so she quit her job
Allie Rae was a nurse working in labor and delivery in Massachusetts. To blow off steam, Rae began posting scandalous photos of herself on Instagram, but when her fellow nurses began complaining to management about it, she went behind the paywall and opened up an OnlyFans account. In March of this year, the nurses found that account.
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Nurses told management and she was then faced with either staying a nurse or staying a sex worker, so she took the latter.
If you were an employer, how would you feel about your employee having an OnlyFans account? The conversation lives on Facebook?
Chicago’s new speeding ticket threshold produced over 300,000 tickets in first 2 months
In the first two months of Chicago’s new “6mph over the speed limit” threshold, the city has whipped up over 300,000 tickets. Earlier in the year, the city said the regulations, bumped down from 10 miles per hour, are in response to “an alarming increase in vehicle speeding and traffic fatalities.” This amount of tickets came out to a total of $11.3 million, aka a lot of money.
The revenue is almost a 17-hold increase over the same two months in 2019 when the city was issuing tickets for 10 miles per hour and over.
Ladies: are you turned on by cheese?
Brian, Ali, & Justin spent their weekend buried deep in one of Chicago’s libraries looking up spells and witchcraft as we are evil and wicked despite popular belief. One of the biggest things we discovered about the Dark Arts is that cheese used to be used in the bedroom.
Well, I mean… pic.twitter.com/oadoN1liLC
— Dr. Holly Walters (@Manigarm) January 12, 2021
We love fascinating women…now we just need a piece of cheese.
They’ve been married for 10 years and just found out they are brother and sister
Nothing to see here, just some casual incest in the morning.
