All you need to do before you watch this video is think of the 12 months of the year.
Congratulations, you feel smarter now.
All you need to do before you watch this video is think of the 12 months of the year.
Congratulations, you feel smarter now.
White folks unite! PepsiCo is collaborating with Boston Beer to bring us Hard Mtn Dew, a wonderful invention thought of by the smartest people on Earth. Hard Mtn Dew will belong to the flavored malt beverage category and contain 5% alcohol by volume. Early images of the products also show that it will contain zero sugar.
We’ve never been more excited for any product, ever.
In today’s edition of How High Do You Have To Be…
Our stance on ketchup is widely known but how are we feeling about apple pie hot dogs?
Making their debut at the White Sox/Yankees Field of Dreams game…
You guys know I love baseball, hot dogs and apple pie, but huge thanks to @chevrolet for asking me to bring the #ApplePieHotDog to life!
This thing is dynamite! #Ad pic.twitter.com/eN0ItxnkHB
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) August 9, 2021
OF COURSE Fieri is involved in this abomination (IMO) that I would probably eat if I was really stoned.
<3 Lauren
Chicago is world renowned for its amazing architecture, and taking one of the amazing boat tours that spotlight the best buildings along the river really should be mandatory once a year. BUT…Because not EVERY building in Chicago is an architectural marvel, a tour guide has started giving an Ugly Building tour as well, showcasing..well..some of the lesser attractive buildings in the downtown area. This is actually a really unique and fun way to take a walkabout around downtown, check this out (and cross your fingers your apartment building isnt on the list.)
The new Chicago Ugly Buildings tour is an “educational roast” of Downtown’s least-loved buildings. https://t.co/pZfc7UX4pM pic.twitter.com/t5vkO8Me2w
— Block Club Chicago (@BlockClubCHI) August 10, 2021
An anonymous woman checked in with us because she’s found herself in the middle of a sticky situation. She’s been forced to be an alibi for her cheating friend and she’s feeling guilt over it. Here’s her situation:
What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The great state of Utah is under attack and it’s because their Governor has a pornographic, disgusting last name. Spencer Cox was called out by the citizens of his state because his last name is simply too much for some people to handle. This letter appeared on his desk recently:
Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I…
*checks notes*
…change my name? 😳🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/RavFip8U4M
— Spencer Cox (@SpencerJCox) August 7, 2021
Love,
A very concerned citizen.
Violent tornado! Violent, violent tornado!
LARGE TORNADO IN SYCAMORE! pic.twitter.com/ja7AOc64bJ
— Diego Garcia (@dgarciawx) August 9, 2021
Thank you to Diego Garcia for capturing this incredible footage.
Alfredo Rivera is a national treasure. After Frontier was forced to duct tape a passenger to a seat, Frontier has been forced to deal with the fallout of the situation. No one has a more balanced perspective on the entire situation than Mr. Rivera.
The newest TikTok trend has dad’s going nuts. People are filming dads strolling through airports, assembling furniture in dorm rooms, and leading family vacations to great success. We call this “Dad Mode” and we’re huge fans of it. Cue the Home Depot music and watch these dads go to work.
@lindsayportnoyvacation mode andy unlocked #vacationdad #fyp♬ The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot
@emma_jay_king mike👑 #fyp #vacationdad #dominicanrepublic
How does your dad activate “Dad Mode”? Sound off on Facebook!
Karen’s can’t let anyone live. This Tigger flag triggered a Karen who hated things like joy and happiness. Take a look:
It’s not even Wednesday and we’re out here exposing Karen’s. This is exhausting!
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday, Station website www.101wkqx.com, or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
(i) Text: Listen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station. By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant. Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest. By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.
(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Kings of Leon” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
Winner Selection. On Thursday, August 12, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
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Anyone have a lion for sale? Tommy in Lincoln Park is looking for a new fur baby and he seems to think he has the perfect plan to keep his lion locked up in his apartment.
Technically, he’s not breaking any rules…
Pimpin’ ain’t easy, just ask Davin Ritter.
This one's for you 😉 pic.twitter.com/zlIVCDmjOz
— Little League (@LittleLeague) August 5, 2021
This 11-year-old has more swag than we ever will. Bravo to you, sir.
Oh no, even grandma is getting in on it!
Much like the bread she ate, she’s toasted.
We wish we were making this up. We wish the slow motion freezer handle lick didn’t exist. We wish all of this was a big, giant parody. But it’s not. It’s painfully, painfully real.
Be sure to notice the intensity on her face when she’s licking things she has no business licking.
Jake Mintz made a bold promise last fall that the White Sox would never hire Tony La Russa. It wouldn’t make any sense for the young, hip White Sox to hire an old, crusty manager in La Russa. Mintz noted that if the Sox did indeed make this move, that he would walk from New York to Chicago. Well:
We all make mistakes …
And we're sorry, but a promise is a promise, @CespedesBBQ. #JakeSox https://t.co/6SnvuLfxGN pic.twitter.com/h0wkWNXJtp
— The Ringer (@ringer) October 30, 2020
“Biking across the country because you said something stupid on a podcast is frankly a stupid thing to do,” Mintz said. “But it feels very fulfilling. I have no regrets.”
Move over SexEd, we have the Internet now. This place is full of cheat codes on how to win over the ladies and this list of pleasure points is the ultimate win. Fellas, this is what you have been looking for for years! Thank you to the folks at First Post for providing this list:
From blowing air onto the back of the neck to leaving love-bites in the front, different people like different kinds of pressure on their neck during sexual activity. This is, of course, due to the many nerve endings present in the area.
Why does a head massage make you feel like you’re in heaven? You guessed it, it’s all because of the nerve endings. If your partner likes a light touch, you can gently brush her scalp with your fingertips. If she prefers a firmer touch, try a little bit of hair tugging. Make sure to ask her preference beforehand.
The lips are an extremely sensitive part of your body: they are 100 times more sensitive than your fingertips. But it’s not just about kissing. No, the slightest brush of the lips can help increase arousal. You can even use your thumb to do this. Since it’s the most exposed and easy-to-access erogenous zone, you can take many more opportunities to experiment with it.
The mons pubis is the triangular area just above the labia and below your lower abdomen. It is likely to get ignored since it’s pretty close the vulva but it is pretty sensitive by itself, too. You can use both light and hard pressure when stimulating this zone.
We can’t emphasize the importance of foreplay enough. Waiting for the vagina to naturally lubricate itself can solve many issues a couple might face in the bedroom. Which calls for slowing down. Instead of reaching for the vaginal opening directly, spend time getting there – and the inner thighs help you do just that. Their proximity to the vagina increases their sensitivity even more.
The ears are super sensitive. Again, thanks to all the nerve endings present in this small area. If you’ve seen any romantic comedies of late, you might have seen the man tucking the woman’s hair behind her ear. It’s considered an extremely intimate gesture because of the erogenous nature of the earlobe. Nothing sexy about earwax, though, so maintaining good hygiene is important if you want to experiment with this area.
What so sexy about the stomach, you ask? Well, generally speaking, not much. Some women may even feel a little insecure about this region. But it does contain many nerve endings – that’s why you’re so ticklish there. When caressed sensually, it can be very arousing as the muscles in your abdomen extend to your pelvis, and are then connected to the muscles in your vaginal area. The right touch could make your partner clench her vaginal muscles, increasing arousal.
It’s an absolute misconception that the vaginal tunnel and the cervix are an erogenous zone. If that were true, giving birth would be even more excruciating than it already is. It’s actually the clitoris that has an extraordinary number of nerve endings – about 8,000 (compared with 4,000 nerve endings in the penis). Vaginal intercourse stimulates the internals part of the clitoris, and that’s how you’re able to orgasm from it. And while it isn’t as elusive as the G-spot, don’t just assume you know where it is. Ask your partner to show you, so you know for sure.
Yes, breast orgasms are real. And many women can orgasm just through nipple stimulation. While breasts are a well-known erogenous zone, not many have explored the complete extent of the pleasure they can provide. A study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine found that breast stimulation activated the same part of the brain that clitoral or vaginal stimulation activates. Suddenly feels like a whole new world of possibilities has opened up, doesn’t it?
There is still some conjecture around this little miracle spot. It takes a while to find but once you do, it can completely change your sex life. (If you haven’t found it yet, we assure you that you can still enjoy the peaks of pleasure searching for it.) The G-spot is about 2-3 cm inside the vaginal opening and might feel like a little bump. You might need to invest a considerable amount of time and energy experimenting with positions and techniques to find it, but it’ll be well worth it.
Some erogenous zones are common to men and women. And this list is by no means exhaustive – different people can have different reactions. A great way to explore them is to offer your partner a nice massage and just observe their reaction to your touch each time.
HOUR 1 | |
Wolf Alice | Smile |
SEB | Seaside_Demo |
Surf Curse | Freaks |
Taylor Janzen | Push it Down |
Grandson | Rain |
Fuel | Hard |
Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
Milky Chance | Colorado |
Sleigh Bells | Locust Laced |
Tai Verdes | AOK |
The Bots | Girl Problems |
Malia J | Smells Like Teen Spirit |
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me | New Invention |
The Record Company | How High |
The Marias | Hush |
Kennyhoopla | Hollywood Sucks |
HOUR 2 | |
Arrested Youth feat Mark Hoppus | Find Your Own Way |
Gang of Youths | The Angels of 8th Ave |
Palaye Royal | No Love in LA |
Kid Brunswick | The Feel |
JXDN | Wanna Be |
Our Lady Peace | Stop Making Stupid People Famous |
Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
Carolesdaughter | Please Put Me In A Medically Induced Coma |
Clairo | Blouse |
Saint Motel | Its All Happening |
Sam Evian | Easy to Love |
Billie Eilish | NDA |
Low | Days Like This |
Grabbitz | Pigs in the Sky |
Colleen Green | I Wanna Be Your Dog |
Mansionair | Don’t Wait |
Willow | Transparent Soul |
Hour 1
Hour 2
Hour 3
Hour 4
Another day another protest from the hateful Westboro Baptist Church another troll from the Foo Fighters! WBC was picketing outside their show yesterday in Kansas, and Dave and crew came out on a flatbed truck to give them their own private show. Enjoy!
I love Foo Fighters for always trolling the Westboro hatemongers so perfectly 🖤@foofighters #DeeGees #FooFighters
— Tara Dublin, Unsigned Writing Goldmine #SignTara (@taradublinrocks) August 6, 2021
🥇“Ladies and gentlemen, I got something to say. Because you know what? I love you! I do. The way I look at it, I love everybody. That’s what you’re supposed to do… I deliver all of my love, and you shouldn’t be hating. You should be dancing!” pic.twitter.com/xXz82E3kHm
— Christopher Burgess (@burgessct) August 6, 2021
Here is another time FF rick rolled the WBC
And the first time the two groups met, back in 20211:
God I love this band. <3 Lauren