An Alcoholic ‘Mountain Dew’ Drink is Hitting Shelves in 2022

White folks unite! PepsiCo is collaborating with Boston Beer to bring us Hard Mtn Dew, a wonderful invention thought of by the smartest people on Earth. Hard Mtn Dew will belong to the flavored malt beverage category and contain 5% alcohol by volume. Early images of the products also show that it will contain zero sugar.

We’ve never been more excited for any product, ever.

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Apple pie hotdog

In today’s edition of How High Do You Have To Be…

 

Our stance on ketchup is widely known but how are we feeling about apple pie hot dogs?

Making their debut at the  White Sox/Yankees Field of Dreams game…

OF COURSE Fieri is involved in this abomination (IMO) that I would probably eat if I was really stoned.

<3 Lauren

Worst Architecture Tour Ever…Which Kind of Makes it the Best.

Chicago is world renowned for its amazing architecture, and taking one of the amazing boat tours that spotlight the best buildings along the river really should be mandatory once a year.  BUT…Because not EVERY building in Chicago is an architectural marvel, a tour guide has started giving an Ugly Building tour as well, showcasing..well..some of the lesser attractive buildings in the downtown area.  This is actually a really unique and fun way to take a walkabout around downtown, check this out (and cross your fingers your apartment building isnt on the list.)

 

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Relationship Court: Am I A Bad Person For This?

An anonymous woman checked in with us because she’s found herself in the middle of a sticky situation. She’s been forced to be an alibi for her cheating friend and she’s feeling guilt over it. Here’s her situation:

What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Utah Citizens Demand Governor Spencer Cox Change His Foul, Obscene Last Name

The great state of Utah is under attack and it’s because their Governor has a pornographic, disgusting last name. Spencer Cox was called out by the citizens of his state because his last name is simply too much for some people to handle. This letter appeared on his desk recently:

Love,

A very concerned citizen.

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How Does Your Dad Activate “Dad Mode”?

The newest TikTok trend has dad’s going nuts. People are filming dads strolling through airports, assembling furniture in dorm rooms, and leading family vacations to great success. We call this “Dad Mode” and we’re huge fans of it. Cue the Home Depot music and watch these dads go to work.

@lindsayportnoyvacation mode andy unlocked #vacationdad #fyp♬ The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot

@emma_jay_king mike👑 #fyp #vacationdad #dominicanrepublic

♬ The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot

How does your dad activate “Dad Mode”? Sound off on Facebook!

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Tigger Flag Triggers Karen

Karen’s can’t let anyone live. This Tigger flag triggered a Karen who hated things like joy and happiness. Take a look:

It’s not even Wednesday and we’re out here exposing Karen’s. This is exhausting!

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Ticket Blitz Thursday – Kings of Leon – Official Rules

WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules

A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday, Station website www.101wkqx.com,  or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.

The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:

  1. No purchase is necessary to enter or win. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.   Void where prohibited.  All federal, state, and local regulations apply.

Eligibility.  This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years  or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law.  Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren.  The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

  1. Contest Period. The Contest will begin at 8:00am CT on Thursday, August 12, 2021 and will run through 6:00pm CT on Thursday, August 12, 2021 (the “Contest Period”).  The Station’s computer is the official time keeping device for this Contest.
  2. How to Enter. To enter:

(i) TextListen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period.  When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station.  By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant.  Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest.  By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.

(ii)  OnlineListen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Kings of Leon” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station.  Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing.  Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword.  Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified.  Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified.  In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address.  Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned.  Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion.  No mail-in entries will be accepted.

Winner Selection. On Thursday, August 12, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.

  1. Verification of Potential Winner. THE ELIGIBILITY OF ALL POTENTIAL CONTEST WINNERS IS SUBJECT TO VERIFICATION BY STATION WHOSE DECISIONS ARE FINAL AND BINDING IN ALL MATTERS RELATED TO THE CONTEST. The potential winner must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. The potential winner may be notified by email and/or telephone call after the date of random drawing and/or winner determination. The potential winner will be required to sign and return to Station, within three (3) days of the date notice is sent, an affidavit of eligibility and a liability/publicity release (except where prohibited) in order to claim his/her prize, if applicable.  A winner who returns the affidavit of eligibility and liability/publicity release will be deemed to have accepted the contest prize and thereafter will not be permitted to rescind their acceptance of the prize and/or return the prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, fails to sign and return the affidavit of eligibility and/or the liability/publicity release within the required time period (if applicable), or if the prize or prize notification is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. In the event that the potential winner of a prize is disqualified for any reason, Station may award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries.    
  2. Prize. Ten (10) prizes will be awarded in this Contest (each the “Prize”). Each Prize consists of: two (2) tickets to Kings of Leon on Friday, August 20, 2021 at Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre,19100 Ridgeland Avenue, Tinley Park, IL 60477. ARV is seventy two dollars ($72.00).  Winner is responsible for all taxes associated with prize receipt and/or use.  Odds of winning the Grand Prize depend on a number of factors including the number of eligible entries received during the Contest Period and listeners participating at any given time.

There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash.  The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses.  Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards.  Other restrictions may apply.

  1. Entry Conditions and Release. By entering, each participant agrees to: (a) comply with and be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Station, which are binding and final in all matters relating to this Contest; (b) release and hold harmless Station, Cumulus Media Inc., and its subsidiaries, related and affiliated companies, participating sponsors, the prize suppliers and any other organizations responsible for sponsoring, fulfilling, administering, advertising or promoting the Contest, and each of their respective past and present officers, directors, employees, agents and representatives (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liability, including but not limited to negligence and damages of any kind to persons and property, including but not limited to invasion of privacy (under appropriation, intrusion, public disclosure of private facts, false light in the public eye or other legal theory), defamation, slander, libel, violation of right of publicity, infringement of trademark, copyright or other intellectual property rights, property damage, or death or personal injury arising out of or relating to a participant’s entry, creation of an entry or submission of an entry, participation in the Contest, acceptance or use or misuse of prize (including any travel or activity related thereto) and/or the broadcast, exploitation or use of entry; and (c) indemnify, defend and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liabilities (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to an entrant’s participation in the Contest and/or entrant’s acceptance, use, non-use or misuse of the prize.
  2. Except where prohibited, participation in the Contest constitutes winner’s consent to use by the Station and its agents of winner’s name, likeness, photograph, voice, opinions and/or biographical information (including hometown and state) for promotional purposes in any media, worldwide, without further payment or consideration, unless otherwise prohibited by law.
  3. All State, Local, Federal and/or other taxes, duties, tariffs, title fees, licensing fees, or other fees for prizes awarded become the sole responsibility of the winner.  All those who win a prize or prizes valued $600 or more in any given year will be issued an IRS Form 1099 to report their winnings.
  4. General Conditions. Station reserves the right to cancel, suspend and/or modify the Contest, or any part of it, if any fraud, technical failures or any other factor beyond Station’s reasonable control impairs the integrity or proper functioning of the Contest, as determined by Station in its sole discretion. Station reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, Station reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. Station’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision.
  5. Limitations of Liability. The Released Parties are not responsible for: (1) any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by Station, entrants, printing errors or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the Contest; (2) technical failures of any kind, including but not limited to malfunctions, interruptions, or disconnections in phone lines or network hardware or software; (3) unauthorized human intervention in any part of the entry process or the Contest; (4) technical or human error which may occur in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (5) any injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt or use, non-use or misuse of any prize. No more than the stated number of prizes will be awarded. In event that a production, technical, programming or other error causes more than stated number of prizes as set forth in these Official Rules to be claimed, Station reserves the right to award only the stated number of prizes by a random drawing among all legitimate, unawarded, eligible prize claims.
  6. Entrant agrees that: (i) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action; (ii) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved exclusively by the United States District Court or the appropriate state court located in the Station’s listening area; (iii) any and all claims, judgments and awards shall be limited to actual out-of-pocket costs incurred, including costs associated with entering this Contest, but in no event attorneys’ fees; and (iv) under no circumstances will entrant be permitted to obtain awards for, and entrant hereby waives all rights to claim punitive, incidental and consequential damages and any other damages, other than for actual out-of-pocket expenses, and any and all rights to have damages multiplied or otherwise increased. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATIONS OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, or the rights and obligations of entrant and Station in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the state in which the Station is located, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the state in which the Station is located or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the state in which the Station is located.
  7. Entrant’s Personal Information. Information collected from entrants is subject to Station’s Privacy Policy, which is available on the Station’s website under the “Privacy Policy” link. All entry blanks, forms, devices, and materials gathered during the course of entry, as well as all information contained therein, shall become the sole property of Station to be used, disposed of or destroyed in its sole discretion. Station is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information entered by website users, and assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to Station’s website.
  8. Contest Results. A winners list may be obtained within thirty (30) days after the Contest Period expires by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to the Station identified below.

CONTEST SPONSOR:  Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.

PRIZE PROVIDER: Live Nation, 111 E. Wacker Drive, Suite 1400, Chicago, IL 60601

 

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Bad Neighbors

Anyone have a lion for sale? Tommy in Lincoln Park is looking for a new fur baby and he seems to think he has the perfect plan to keep his lion locked up in his apartment.

Technically, he’s not breaking any rules…

Man Bikes From New York to Chicago Because the White Sox Hired Tony La Russa

Jake Mintz made a bold promise last fall that the White Sox would never hire Tony La Russa. It wouldn’t make any sense for the young, hip White Sox to hire an old, crusty manager in La Russa. Mintz noted that if the Sox did indeed make this move, that he would walk from New York to Chicago. Well:

“Biking across the country because you said something stupid on a podcast is frankly a stupid thing to do,” Mintz said. “But it feels very fulfilling. I have no regrets.”

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The 11-Most Sensitive Spots On A Woman

Move over SexEd, we have the Internet now. This place is full of cheat codes on how to win over the ladies and this list of pleasure points is the ultimate win. Fellas, this is what you have been looking for for years! Thank you to the folks at First Post for providing this list:

1. Neck

From blowing air onto the back of the neck to leaving love-bites in the front, different people like different kinds of pressure on their neck during sexual activity. This is, of course, due to the many nerve endings present in the area.

2. Scalp

Why does a head massage make you feel like you’re in heaven? You guessed it, it’s all because of the nerve endings. If your partner likes a light touch, you can gently brush her scalp with your fingertips. If she prefers a firmer touch, try a little bit of hair tugging. Make sure to ask her preference beforehand.

3. Lips

The lips are an extremely sensitive part of your body: they are 100 times more sensitive than your fingertips. But it’s not just about kissing. No, the slightest brush of the lips can help increase arousal. You can even use your thumb to do this. Since it’s the most exposed and easy-to-access erogenous zone, you can take many more opportunities to experiment with it. 

4. Mons pubis

The mons pubis is the triangular area just above the labia and below your lower abdomen. It is likely to get ignored since it’s pretty close the vulva but it is pretty sensitive by itself, too. You can use both light and hard pressure when stimulating this zone. 

5. Inner thighs

We can’t emphasize the importance of foreplay enough. Waiting for the vagina to naturally lubricate itself can solve many issues a couple might face in the bedroom. Which calls for slowing down. Instead of reaching for the vaginal opening directly, spend time getting there – and the inner thighs help you do just that. Their proximity to the vagina increases their sensitivity even more.

6. Ears

The ears are super sensitive. Again, thanks to all the nerve endings present in this small area. If you’ve seen any romantic comedies of late, you might have seen the man tucking the woman’s hair behind her ear. It’s considered an extremely intimate gesture because of the erogenous nature of the earlobe. Nothing sexy about earwax, though, so maintaining good hygiene is important if you want to experiment with this area.

7. Abdomen

What so sexy about the stomach, you ask? Well, generally speaking, not much. Some women may even feel a little insecure about this region. But it does contain many nerve endings – that’s why you’re so ticklish there. When caressed sensually, it can be very arousing as the muscles in your abdomen extend to your pelvis, and are then connected to the muscles in your vaginal area. The right touch could make your partner clench her vaginal muscles, increasing arousal.

8. Clitoris

It’s an absolute misconception that the vaginal tunnel and the cervix are an erogenous zone. If that were true, giving birth would be even more excruciating than it already is. It’s actually the clitoris that has an extraordinary number of nerve endings – about 8,000 (compared with 4,000 nerve endings in the penis). Vaginal intercourse stimulates the internals part of the clitoris, and that’s how you’re able to orgasm from it. And while it isn’t as elusive as the G-spot, don’t just assume you know where it is. Ask your partner to show you, so you know for sure.

9. Breasts

Yes, breast orgasms are real. And many women can orgasm just through nipple stimulation. While breasts are a well-known erogenous zone, not many have explored the complete extent of the pleasure they can provide. A study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine found that breast stimulation activated the same part of the brain that clitoral or vaginal stimulation activates. Suddenly feels like a whole new world of possibilities has opened up, doesn’t it?

10. G-spot

There is still some conjecture around this little miracle spot. It takes a while to find but once you do, it can completely change your sex life. (If you haven’t found it yet, we assure you that you can still enjoy the peaks of pleasure searching for it.) The G-spot is about 2-3 cm inside the vaginal opening and might feel like a little bump. You might need to invest a considerable amount of time and energy experimenting with positions and techniques to find it, but it’ll be well worth it.

11. Dorsum of the wrist, buttocks, back of the knees

Some erogenous zones are common to men and women. And this list is by no means exhaustive – different people can have different reactions. A great way to explore them is to offer your partner a nice massage and just observe their reaction to your touch each time.

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Queued Up Playlist 8/8/21

HOUR 1
Wolf Alice Smile
SEB Seaside_Demo
Surf Curse Freaks
Taylor Janzen Push it Down
Grandson Rain
Fuel Hard
Angels and Airwaves Euphoria
Milky Chance Colorado
Sleigh Bells Locust Laced
Tai Verdes AOK
The Bots Girl Problems
Malia J Smells Like Teen Spirit
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me New Invention
The Record Company How High
The Marias Hush
Kennyhoopla Hollywood Sucks
HOUR 2
Arrested Youth feat Mark Hoppus Find Your Own Way
Gang of Youths The Angels of 8th Ave
Palaye Royal No Love in LA
Kid Brunswick The Feel
JXDN Wanna Be
Our Lady Peace Stop Making Stupid People Famous
Maneskin I Wanna Be Your Slave
Carolesdaughter Please Put Me In A Medically Induced Coma
Clairo Blouse
Saint Motel Its All Happening
Sam Evian Easy to Love
Billie Eilish NDA
Low Days Like This
Grabbitz Pigs in the Sky
Colleen Green I Wanna Be Your Dog
Mansionair Don’t Wait
Willow Transparent Soul
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8.8.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • The Cure – Let’s Go To Bed
  • Death Cab For Cutie – I Will Follow You Into The Dark
  • Blink 182 – Josie
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – Seven Seas
  • Jimmy Eat World – The Middle
  • Sheryl Crow – All I Wanna Do
  • The Cult – She Sells Sanctuary
  • Beck – Girl
  • Soundgarden – Fell On Black Days
  • Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
  • R.E.M. – What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?

Hour 2

  • Dead Milkmen – Punk Rock Girl
  • The Raconteurs – Steady, As She Goes
  • Alice In Chains – No Excuses
  • XTC – Senses Working Overtime
  • Blind Melon – No Rain
  • Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict A Riot
  • Bush – The Chemicals Between Us
  • Siouxsie And the Banshees – Kiss Them For Me
  • Foo Fighters – I’ll Stick Around
  • Berlin – The Metro
  • Fall Out Boy – Dance Dance
  • Matthew Sweet – Sick Of Myself
  • Depeche Mode – Everything Counts


Hour 3

  • Belly – Feed The Tree
  • Coldplay – Yellow
  • Pearl Jam – Rearviewmirror
  • Squeeze – Tempted
  • The Strokes – Last Nite
  • The Stone Roses – She Bangs The Drums
  • Nirvana – Lithium
  • Republica – Ready To Go
  • Oasis – Supersonic
  • The Smithereens – A Girl Like You
  • Keane – Is it Any Wonder?
  • Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun

Hour 4

  • Sponge – Molly
  • Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
  • Radiohead – High And Dry
  • Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities
  • Weezer – Beverly Hills
  • Poe – Hello
  • Incubus – Pardon Me
  • Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Never Let Me Down Again
  • Kim Wilde – Kids In America
  • Green Day – Holiday
  • 311 – Beautiful Disaster

Foo Fighters troll the Westboro Baptist Church

Another day another protest from the hateful Westboro Baptist Church another troll from the Foo Fighters!  WBC was picketing outside their show yesterday in Kansas, and Dave and crew came out on a flatbed truck to give them their own private show.  Enjoy!

Here is another time FF rick rolled the WBC

And the first time the two groups met, back in 20211:

God I love this band.  <3 Lauren