Upon learning cannibalism was a less severe crime than we thought, we quickly began dissecting what part of the body we’d like to eat. When it comes to what Justin is offering, the choice is easy.

The fine folks of Reddit are discussing what awful things have gone down in your house. The responses range from weird to disturbing. One person noted, “I let my drunk friend sleep on my couch. He peed in his sleep and nicely folded a blanket over the couch cushion. I didn’t know until after he left and blamed my cat.” Then there’s this, “Dude came over, apparently pooped his pants, and threw his heavily skid-marked underwear in my dirty laundry pile. I found my dog chewing on his underwear the next morning.”

What’s the most disturbing thing someone has done in your home? Sound off on Facebook!

Society is eternally celebrating the Dad Bod and Hot Girl Summer, but what about the women that have literally carried a child to birth. A woman on TikTok is asking us to embrace the Mom Bod, and we fully support her efforts!

@brightnorthstudioSociety is wack. #feministiktok #feminismisforeveryone #feministqueens #societyisbroken #societyisdumb

♬ original sound – msjacksonn89

Chicago, embrace the Mom Bod!

Wicker Park Fest is the highlight of this weekend, marking another return to normal for the Chicagoland area. The main attraction is the solid music lineup, which features headlining sets from indie rockers Archers of Loaf and local hip-hop emcee Ric Wilson. An Olympic Village popup in Ukrainian Village, Art on theMART, and Palmer Square Art Fair are also notable events this weekend.

A full list of events can be found here.

After destroying Ali in Know It Ali, listener Hannah stepped up to the plate and blew our minds.

If Ali loses in Know it Ali tomorrow at 7:30, she’ll go out on a date with Hannah!

This video came across our radar and we were stunned by the amount of pillows that were on this bed.

Nobody:

Your girl: “we could use a few more throw pillows” @chicks (via ig:colbylowrey) pic.twitter.com/ywa7dNiHMM

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 21, 2021

This seems like…a few too many pillows. Are we wrong? Tell us on Facebook!

Folks, this is as cute as it gets.

We hope you all find your big dog one day.

A fire broke out in a Richton Park apartment complex on Wednesday which sent five people to the hospital, one after they leaped from the balcony down to the ground below to save themselves. The fire occurred in the early afternoon and by the time emergency services arrived on the scene, the apartment building was entirely in flames.

Anyone with a video of the dive that they can send to us gets a special prize.

Nothing embodies the “Bear down” spirit quite like surviving a gunshot. 41-year-old Scott Morrow was hit by a stray bullet in Humboldt Park but fought to keep carrying on. He said, “I’m not gonna die before seeing Justin Fields play!” With that quote, he manifested a visit from the Bears rookie.

Just met Bears rookie QB and future Hall of Famer @justnfields (as well as his lovely parents)! I can’t believe they came out to to visit a little ol’ gunshot victim. Bear effing down! 🐻⬇️ Thank you, @ChicagoBears @670TheScore @ParkinsSpiegel @shane_riordan @CEmma670 pic.twitter.com/x4QUqY73Xu

— (っ◔◡◔)っ Scott Morrow, Yeti Enthusiast (@scottjmorrow) July 20, 2021

This could bring good karma to the Bears. That’s it, we’re winning the Super Bowl this year! Find your nearest bookie and put your money down!