Bezos Blasts Off Into Space

“Dr. Evil” Jeff Bezos added to his evil resume by launching himself into space yesterday in an effort to cope with his recent divorce. Bezos brought an 18-year-old and an 82-year-old with him, to make this situation even more uncomfortable. “Best day ever!” Bezos said when the capsule touched down on the desert floor at the end of the 10-minute flight.

He’s fine, guys. He isn’t having a mid-life, billionaire crisis. This is totally normal behavior for someone.

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25% of Americans Are No Longer Tipping at Sit-Down Restaurants

A new study from the fine folks at Bankrate shows that Americans are no longer tipping when they eat at restaurants. What the hell! The study shows that 75% of Americans are still tipping when they eat out, but what’s with a quarter of the country not giving back?

Only 59% of people always tip their food delivery driver, down from 63% pre-pandemic. And just 23% tip at coffee shops, versus 24% who did so in 2019.

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Beautiful letter from Chester Bennington to Chris Cornell

Today would have been Chris Cornell’s 56th birthday.  Today is also the 4th anniversary of losing Chester Bennington.

This is the letter Chester wrote to his friend Chris the morning he woke up and found out he was gone.

This is the tribute Linkin Park performed in honor of Chris Cornell the next day

If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, there is hope and help available to you 24/7.

Please reach out, don’t let a temporary feeling become a permanent tragedy.

call 1-800-273-TALK or text HOME to 741741.

With love,

Lauren

Jackass Forever trailer is out!

The Jackass franchise returns, and we’re sorry/not sorry we’re looking forward to it.

“Jackass Forever” comes out on October 22.

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Happy Birthday, Chris Cornell

We lost the iconic Soundgarden frontman four years ago, but his spirit lives on. Crank some Soundgarden on what would’ve been his 56th birthday.

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COVID-19 Protocol For Lollapalooza

To enter Lollapalooza, concert-goers must provide a printed copy of the COVID vaccine card, vaccine record or negative coronavirus test within 72 hours of entering. For those who are not vaccinated against COVID-19, a mask is required while inside the festival at all times.

If a person tests positive for COVID within 72 hours of the festival, organizers said the individual is allowed a refund by sending the order number and ticket details to [email protected].

More information can be found here.

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Portillo’s Is Going Public!

The greatest restaurant on Earth announced on Monday that they would be going public very soon so empty out your savings and put your financial stake in Italian beef. According to reporting from the Wall Street Journal, the Oak Brook-based company is targeting a valuation of $2.5 billion to $3 billion.

Justin is even going to open up a savings account just to invest.

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You Should Never Sleep In Your Bed Again, According to Science

Medical Microbiology lecturer Manal Mohammed says you shouldn’t be sleeping in your bed. The London-based microbiologist warns that your bed is the dirtiest spot in your home and that all the sweat, saliva, dandruff, and dead skins cells people leave behind after a night’s sleep is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to a less-than-cleanly bed.

The study author explains that the best thing to do to keep your bed clean is to wash early and often. It may be tough for most people wash their sheets every day, but airing out your sheets every morning can be helpful. Pulling back the covers and exposing the sheets to air makes your bed a less attractive nesting spot for germs and bugs.

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Ticket Blitz Thursday – The Killers

WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules

A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.

The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:

  1. No purchase is necessary to enter or win. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.   Void where prohibited.  All federal, state, and local regulations apply.

Eligibility.  This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years  or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law.  Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren.  The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

  1. Contest Period. The Contest will begin at 8:00am CT on Thursday, July 22, 2021 and will run through 6:00pm CT on Thursday, July 22, 2021 (the “Contest Period”).  The Station’s computer is the official time keeping device for this Contest.
  2. How to Enter. To enter:

(i) TextListen to the Station Thursday, July 22, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period.  When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station.  By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant.  Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest.  By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.

(ii)  OnlineListen to the Station Thursday, July 22, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – The Killers” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station.  Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing.  Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword.  Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified.  Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified.  In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address.  Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned.  Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion.  No mail-in entries will be accepted.

Winner Selection. On Thursday, July 22, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.

  1. Verification of Potential Winner. THE ELIGIBILITY OF ALL POTENTIAL CONTEST WINNERS IS SUBJECT TO VERIFICATION BY STATION WHOSE DECISIONS ARE FINAL AND BINDING IN ALL MATTERS RELATED TO THE CONTEST. The potential winner must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. The potential winner may be notified by email and/or telephone call after the date of random drawing and/or winner determination. The potential winner will be required to sign and return to Station, within three (3) days of the date notice is sent, an affidavit of eligibility and a liability/publicity release (except where prohibited) in order to claim his/her prize, if applicable.  A winner who returns the affidavit of eligibility and liability/publicity release will be deemed to have accepted the contest prize and thereafter will not be permitted to rescind their acceptance of the prize and/or return the prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, fails to sign and return the affidavit of eligibility and/or the liability/publicity release within the required time period (if applicable), or if the prize or prize notification is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. In the event that the potential winner of a prize is disqualified for any reason, Station may award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries.    
  2. Prize. Ten (10) prizes will be awarded in this Contest (each the “Prize”). Each Prize consists of: two (2) tickets to The Killers at United Center, 1901 W. Madison Street, Chicago, IL 60612 on Wednesday, September 21, 2022. ARV is seventy dollars ($70.00).  Winner is responsible for all taxes associated with prize receipt and/or use.  Odds of winning the Grand Prize depend on a number of factors including the number of eligible entries received during the Contest Period and listeners participating at any given time.

There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash.  The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses.  Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards.  Other restrictions may apply.

  1. Entry Conditions and Release. By entering, each participant agrees to: (a) comply with and be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Station, which are binding and final in all matters relating to this Contest; (b) release and hold harmless Station, Cumulus Media Inc., and its subsidiaries, related and affiliated companies, participating sponsors, the prize suppliers and any other organizations responsible for sponsoring, fulfilling, administering, advertising or promoting the Contest, and each of their respective past and present officers, directors, employees, agents and representatives (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liability, including but not limited to negligence and damages of any kind to persons and property, including but not limited to invasion of privacy (under appropriation, intrusion, public disclosure of private facts, false light in the public eye or other legal theory), defamation, slander, libel, violation of right of publicity, infringement of trademark, copyright or other intellectual property rights, property damage, or death or personal injury arising out of or relating to a participant’s entry, creation of an entry or submission of an entry, participation in the Contest, acceptance or use or misuse of prize (including any travel or activity related thereto) and/or the broadcast, exploitation or use of entry; and (c) indemnify, defend and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liabilities (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to an entrant’s participation in the Contest and/or entrant’s acceptance, use, non-use or misuse of the prize.
  2. Except where prohibited, participation in the Contest constitutes winner’s consent to use by the Station and its agents of winner’s name, likeness, photograph, voice, opinions and/or biographical information (including hometown and state) for promotional purposes in any media, worldwide, without further payment or consideration, unless otherwise prohibited by law.
  3. All State, Local, Federal and/or other taxes, duties, tariffs, title fees, licensing fees, or other fees for prizes awarded become the sole responsibility of the winner.  All those who win a prize or prizes valued $600 or more in any given year will be issued an IRS Form 1099 to report their winnings.
  4. General Conditions. Station reserves the right to cancel, suspend and/or modify the Contest, or any part of it, if any fraud, technical failures or any other factor beyond Station’s reasonable control impairs the integrity or proper functioning of the Contest, as determined by Station in its sole discretion. Station reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, Station reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. Station’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision.
  5. Limitations of Liability. The Released Parties are not responsible for: (1) any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by Station, entrants, printing errors or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the Contest; (2) technical failures of any kind, including but not limited to malfunctions, interruptions, or disconnections in phone lines or network hardware or software; (3) unauthorized human intervention in any part of the entry process or the Contest; (4) technical or human error which may occur in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (5) any injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt or use, non-use or misuse of any prize. No more than the stated number of prizes will be awarded. In event that a production, technical, programming or other error causes more than stated number of prizes as set forth in these Official Rules to be claimed, Station reserves the right to award only the stated number of prizes by a random drawing among all legitimate, unawarded, eligible prize claims.
  6. Entrant agrees that: (i) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action; (ii) any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of or connected with this Contest, or any prizes awarded, shall be resolved exclusively by the United States District Court or the appropriate state court located in the Station’s listening area; (iii) any and all claims, judgments and awards shall be limited to actual out-of-pocket costs incurred, including costs associated with entering this Contest, but in no event attorneys’ fees; and (iv) under no circumstances will entrant be permitted to obtain awards for, and entrant hereby waives all rights to claim punitive, incidental and consequential damages and any other damages, other than for actual out-of-pocket expenses, and any and all rights to have damages multiplied or otherwise increased. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATIONS OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, or the rights and obligations of entrant and Station in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the state in which the Station is located, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the state in which the Station is located or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the state in which the Station is located.
  7. Entrant’s Personal Information. Information collected from entrants is subject to Station’s Privacy Policy, which is available on the Station’s website under the “Privacy Policy” link. All entry blanks, forms, devices, and materials gathered during the course of entry, as well as all information contained therein, shall become the sole property of Station to be used, disposed of or destroyed in its sole discretion. Station is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information entered by website users, and assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to Station’s website.
  8. Contest Results. A winners list may be obtained within thirty (30) days after the Contest Period expires by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to the Station identified below.

CONTEST SPONSOR:  Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.

PRIZE PROVIDER: Jam Productions, 207 W. Goethe Street, Chicago, IL 60610

 

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Woman Breaks Into Dentist’s Office, Pulls 13 Teeth From Patient

Justin’s dental-related fears have manifested themselves into this story. Can you imagine getting drugged up at the worst place on Earth, only to have something like this happen. A former employee broke into a dentist office in Nevada, stole $22,000, and then yanked over a dozen teeth just for fun.

The woman allegedly performed the extractions “on her own time,” OW!

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Instacart Reveals the Most Popular Ice Cream Flavors By State…Illinois Will Shock You

For National Ice Cream Day, Instacart compiled data for the most purchased ice cream flavor of each state. It’s worth mentioning that Instacart took vanilla completely out of the equation, seeing as it’s “hands down” the most purchased flavor in every single state. These are the results:

Moose tracks? This is unreal! 
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7.18.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • The Clash – London Calling
  • Silverchair – Tomorrow
  • Weezer – Perfect Situation
  • The Pixies – Debaser
  • The Cranberries – Dreams
  • Yellowcard – Way Away
  • Nirvana – About A Girl
  • Luscious Jackson – Naked Eye
  • Iggy Pop – Lust For Life
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Zephyr Song
  • The Pretenders – Middle Of The Road
  • Lit – Miserable
  • The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry

Hour 2

  • CIV – Can’t Wait One Minute More
  • New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle
  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • Psychedelic Furs – Heartbreak Beat
  • White Stripes – Blue Orchid
  • Soho – Hippychick
  • The Smiths – How Soon Is Now?
  • Liz Phair – Supernova
  • Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter…
  • The English Beat – Save It For Later
  • Von Bondies – C’Mon C’Mon
  • Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again?


Hour 3

  • Faith No More – Epic
  • Cake – Short Skirt/Long Jacket
  • Live – All Over You
  • Aztec Camera – Oblivious
  • Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies
  • Letters To Cleo – Here And Now
  • Depeche Mode – Everything Counts
  • Face To Face – Disconnected
  • Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
  • Killing Joke – Eighties
  • Rage Against The Machine – Testify
  • The Stone Roses – I Wanna Be Adored
  • Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends

Hour 4

  • Devo – Whip It
  • Radiohead – Bodysnatchers
  • Alice In Chains – Got Me Wrong
  • Patti Smith – People Have The Power
  • The Strokes – Someday
  • Candlebox – Far Behind
  • R.E.M./Kate Pierson – Shiny Happy People
  • The Darkness – I Believe In A Thing Called Love
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet With Butterfly Wings
  • INXS – Don’t Change
  • Fall Out Boy – Centuries
  • DNA/Suzanne Vega – Tom’s Diner

Scottie Pippen is putting his house on AirBnB

Scottie Pippen is jumping into the AirBnB business — for a limited summer promotion, that is.

The former Chicago Bulls forward (and two-time Olympic gold medalist) will be opening up his Highland Park home for three one-night stays for only $92.  If you are one of the three guests chosen, you can look forward to the following amenities:

  • A virtual greeting upon check-in from Pippen himself.
  • Access to the home’s indoor basketball court, where you and your fellow guests can enjoy a friendly game of one-on-one or a round of HORSE.
  • The opportunity to lounge in Pippen’s personal movie theater and watch the Olympic Games during the days of the stays, including men’s and women’s basketball. Plus, guests can watch footage of the team’s historic 1992 run in Barcelona.
  • And more….which you can dive into here.

Requests for booking open up on July 22nd.  Take pictures if you go.  — [eric]

 

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