Working mothers, sharpen your swords.
Let us know on Facebook where you think this Karen is from!
A woman’s taco was missing from her Taco Bell delivery order, which is annoying but no big deal. Then she noticed some evidence that led her to figuring out where exactly her taco went.
@katelyn8560LITERALLY CAUGHT HER RED HANDED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #greenscreen #doordash #GossipGirlHere #DLT♬ original sound – katelyn haun
“Tell me, y’all! Tell me this woman didn’t eat my taco, now.”
The genius minds at Kraft have upped their game and are bringing frozen treats to the world starting today. Kraft partnered Van Leeuwen Ice Cream to create a new creamy cheesy flavor: macaroni and cheese ice cream just in time for National Mac & Cheese Day, which will surely be our next federal holiday.
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The ice cream will be sold both inside Van Leeuwen Ice Cream stores and online while supplies last.
With a 10-car pileup awaiting him, a man in Louisiana decided to bounce from his car and leap into the river below. The man said, “When I hit the water, my shoulder went up, I kind of hurt my shoulder, but I started swimming, I couldn’t get back to the bank because the current was way too strong.”
The man was later cited for criminal mischief and criminal trespassing, just in case you get any ideas.
So…we now have this information. There’s no good way to touch such a subject. It stinks, quite honestly. But we’re now aware of of a woman who is making nearly $5,000 a month by selling videos of herself farting online. All of this can be yours with a subscription to her at $4.99 a month.
This woman posts to her OnlyFans at least three times a week, but people are still begging for more.
Karen, Karen, Karen…when will these people learn that they can’t go around town acting like fools. This is one of the biggest fools we’ve seen.
The head shake, the hand movements, and the rebuttal. This kid has receipts!
Take note, moms! This is brilliant!
Texas beachgoers aren’t excited about the levels of fecal bacteria found in a recent sample size of Texas beaches. This implies that they’re comfortable with a certain level of fecal bacteria, but that the amount that was found in the beaches was simply unacceptable.
Madison.com recently unveiled a list of the most unusual town names in Illinois. The list includes town names like Goofy Ridge, Sandwich, and Lost Nation.
What’s the goofiest town name you know? Sound off on Facebook!
No, it does not.
A false document going around claimed that having sex “four to six hours a day” is the only credible way to prevent contracting COVID. The South American government has had to come out and claim that these statements are not backed by science.
Until we find a sexually related cure, vaccinations are the best route.
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
(i) Text: Listen to the Station Thursday, July 15, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station. By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant. Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest. By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.
(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, July 15, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Lollapalooza” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
Winner Selection. On Thursday, July 15, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.
PRIZE PROVIDER: C3 Presents, 1645 E. 6th Street, Suite 150, Austin, TX 78702
WKQX-FM’S “Walk The Moon” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, located at 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during available business hours Monday through Friday, Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com, or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Walk The Moon” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
During the Contest Period visit the Station’s website www.101wkqx.com, click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Walk The Moon” Contest link, and complete an entry form. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.
PRIZE PROVIDER: Jam Productions, 207 W. Goethe Street, Chicago, IL 60610.
Try not to think about this as you’re boarding your plane for your summer getaway. Things got unruly on an American Airlines flight that was headed from Dallas-Fort Worth to Charlotte last week. A woman on board the plane tried to open a door mid-flight. After she was thwarted, American Airlines kept her duct taped to a chair, as this video shows.
“It was just kind of like chaos and no one knows what’s going on,” the videographer noted. The woman reportedly got aggressive, biting, spitting, and attacking flight attendants, which is what ultimately prompted the crew to “take her down” and duct tape her mouth.
18 years after Steve Bartman etched his name into the history books, the Cubs finally benefited from the inverse of his actions over the weekend. As you can see below, a fan reached onto the field of play and saved outfielder Jayson Heyward from missing this fly ball.
Here's the replay of the fan interference from the Top of the 1st inning.
Goldschmidt ruled out on the play. @WatchMarquee pic.twitter.com/KJXXzMbur8
— Tony Andracki (@TonyAndracki23) July 9, 2021
The Cubs split their series with the Cardinals at a game a piece this weekend with Sunday’s game being postponed due to weather.
A month ago in Houston, two men raced to see who was faster. The results of this race have been in question ever since, which led to a situation outside of a Houston barbershop over the weekend in which one of the combatants opened fire on the other. Surveillance footage from a nearby liquor store shows the gunman shooting at his rival from behind a car.
It still isn’t clear whether the shooter was the race’s disputed winner or loser, with neither the victims nor the shooter having been identified as of Sunday.
Do you know how miserable you must be to complain about free bread?
had this argument in a gc but i wanna know the truth. isn’t it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it?
— reese† 🏴 (@sIicksista) July 6, 2021
It’s one thing to swipe the bread basket away from the waiter when they’re trying to set the bread down, but eating the bread? That’s what it’s there for!
Someone fire up a petition to get The Rock to narrate every show on National Geographic.
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HOUR 1 | |
Liz Phair | Spanish Doors |
Grabbitz | Pigs in the Sky |
The Bots | See It |
Joywave | Every Window is a Mirror |
Tessa Violet | Games |
Gang of Youths | The Angels of 8th Ave |
Idles | Damaged Goods |
Surf Curse | Freaks |
Winnetka Bowling League | Barcelona |
I Don’t Know How but They Found me | New Invention |
Japanese Breakfast | Be Sweet |
Mansionair | Don’t Wait |
Willow | Transparent Soul |
Poorstacy | Public Enemy |
Tai Verdes | A-O-K |
Sam Evian | Easy to Love |
HOUR 2 | |
The Neighbourhood | Stargazing |
Clairo | Blouse |
The Marias | Hush |
Kid Brunswick | When You Were Young |
Low | Days Like These |
Peach Tree Rascals | Change My Mind |
Slothrust | Once More for the Ocean |
Saint Motel | It’s All Happening |
Milky Chance | Colorado |
Grandson | Rain |
Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
Kennyhoopla | Hollywood Sucks |
The Joy Formidable | Into the Blue |
Julian Lamadrid | 15 Minutes |
Tiberius B | Big Deal |
Bryce Fox | Golden Boy |
Briston Maroney | Bottle Rocket |
Hour 1
Hour 2
Hour 3
Hour 4