Can’t we get these Karen’s a better hobby than tormenting their community? Fireworks weren’t okay, the beach wasn’t good enough, and now fishing is the biggest crime imaginable.

At least she plugged her nose.

The greatest restaurant ever is experimenting with a new kind of experience. Coming soon, Portillo’s will have a pick-up and delivery-only location in Joliet. The 3,750 square-foot restaurant will have three drive-thru lanes as well as a pick-up area for orders placed online or in the Portillo’s app, which will include a catering option.

The anticipated opening date for the location is in winter 2021. For information on applying for a position with the restaurant, visit portillos.com/careers.

A 36-year-old father woke up one morning and couldn’t remember the past 20 years of his life. A rare brain condition caused him to forget everything, including who is daughter and wife were. Doctors diagnosed that he was suffering Transient Global Amnesia – which is usually a sudden, temporary interruption of short-term memory and that he would be back to normal within 24 hours. He even became angry when he first looked in the mirror, asking why he was “old and fat”.

He was diagnosed with Transient Global Amnesia. The condition occurs in approximately 3 to 10 out of every 100,000 people, according to Cleveland Clinic.

A new study shows that nearly one in six men do not have someone they would identify as a “close friend”. The news only gets worse from there, with the proportion saying they have at least six close friends plunging by half since 1990 from 55% to 27%, while the number without any at all is up five-fold from 3% to 15%, according to the American Perspectives Survey.

Hug your homies tight and keep them close. For those that identify as not having a close friend, your time will come.

We demand justice! For too long, hot dogs have been packaged unequally in our great nation. The Hot Dog Act aims to close the gap between the amount of hot dogs in a pack of hot dogs and the amount of hot dogs buns that are packaged together. Hot dog buns are traditionally baked in pans that accommodate four rolls, while hot dog manufacturers seemingly came to a consensus that ten was the ideal number when they first began to package them for retail consumption in the 1940s.

 

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Keegan Casteel of Iowa has been charged with two felony counts of unlawful use of weapon. Casteel was arrested earlier this week after he was found in the W Chicago Lakeshore hotel with a .308-caliber rifle with a high-powered scope and laser sight attachment inside a 12th floor room.

Keegan Casteel charged after housekeeping at the W Chicago alerted CPD to rifle with a live round in the chamber, handgun and loaded rifle magazines on the window sill.

The rifle had a high-powered scope and Casteel was in a room overlooking the Ohio Street beach. @cbschicago pic.twitter.com/QNOGENTktJ

— Megan Hickey (@MeganHickeyTV) July 6, 2021

Mayor Lori Lightfoot praised the hotel worker who reported Casteel for his quick thinking, “I want to thank the hotel worker who spotted this individual from Iowa who decided it was a good idea to come to our city with an arsenal, an AR-15, and five loaded magazines which he had perched up on the windowsill. Thank God for that hotel worker, who saw something, and said something, and I believe averted disaster,” she said.

This is the first of many tough rejections this man will face in his entire life. Prayers up to our little homie.

He needs to use this as a teachable moment. No more public engagements. Next time you pop the question, do it in a secluded forest. No Ring doorbells, no smartphones, and no jumbotrons. Do this in the most discreet way possible in the future.