Are you dumb? Down on your luck? Not looking to apply yourself? We have a list for you. Indeed, one of the top job listing sties, has compiled a list of “Jobs That Are For Dumb People” and the results do not surprise us at all.
Customer service, corporate support, digital marketing project manager, animal care associate find themselves near the top of the list.
If you feel like getting a jumpstart on being a dummy, the list of jobs can be found here.
A performance improvement plan, in the tech world, is something sent out to employees that are just about to be fired. A woman who claimed that her and her boyfriend “weren’t compatible” even though they shared “a lot of love”, and so she created a list of daily things for her boyfriend to fix.
She goes into detail in the TikTok above.
Is this too controlling? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Our man Bert Kreischer is hitting the big screen on May 25, alongside Mark Hamill, Jimmy Tatro, and more!
According to IMDb, “Bert’s drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.”
Kurt Cobain can live from beyond the grave thanks to modern technology. A fanatic took 10 seconds of the band’s 1993 “Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle”, and 10 hours later, we have new Nirvana.
Kurt Cobain would’ve been 56 this week.
Daft Punk will mark the 10th anniversary of their fourth and final album, Random Access Memories, with an expanded edition of the album featuring 35 minutes of unheard music. It will be released on May 12th.
Random Access Memories won five Grammys in 2014. Daft Punk broke up on February 22, 2021.
Random Access Memories (10th Anniversary Edition) Tracklist:
01. Give Life Back to Music
02. The Game of Love
03. Giorgio by Moroder
04. Within
05. Instant Crush
06. Lose Yourself To Dance
07. Touch
08. Get Lucky
09. Beyond
10. Motherboard
11. Fragments of Time
12. Doin’ it right
13. Contact
14. Horizon (Japan CD)
15. GLBTM (Studio Outtakes)
16. Infinity Repeating (2013 Demo)
17. GL (Early Take)
18. Prime (2012 Unfinished)
19. LYTD (Vocoder Tests)
20. The Writing of Fragments Of Time
21. Touch (2021 Epilogue)
According to a 2022 Gallup report, nearly half of America has an unhealthy relationship with work. 44% of workers are stressing out about work in a way that can be categorized as “unhealthy”. Unfortunately, for our Crew Members in Indiana, you have it worse than most.
The US Bureau of Labor Statistics calculated the average number of hours worked per week, statewide unemployment rates, and at-will or right-to-work employment laws, and the results showed that Indiana was the 10th most stressful state to work in in the country. The top 10 played out like this,
Region members, we salute you.
Hot off the heels of a Paramore Listening Party for the band’s album, ‘This is Why’, Reckless Records is hosting another listening party for one of our favorite bands. On Friday, February 24, both the Belmont and Wicker Park locations will be hosting a listening party for the new record, which is slated to drop the same day.
The Belmont location is located at 929 W Belmont Ave, directly off of the CTA Red/Brown line stops. The Wicker Park location is located at 1379 N Milwaukee Ave, a few blocks away from the CTA Blue Line Division stop.
After a three year absence and a record-breaking run, the hip hop-inspired Alexander Hamilton-themed musical is returning to the city for a limited time run. Broadway in Chicago announced that the show will return to the city with a “multi-week engagement” beginning September 13 at the James M. Nederlander Theatre.
Casting and ticket information have yet to be unveiled, but we are anxious to see the lineup.
Jay Cutler’s better half is in the news once again, this time for flexing about how married men all want her. During a recent podcast interview, Cavallari went into detail about how married men are obsessed with her.
Is flirting “streets” behavior? The conversation lives on Facebook!
There’s a little Magic in all of us, but one family may have gone too far. The Kelly family, a family influencer family, created a hack that allowed their young son, Kannon, to ride rides that he would otherwise be too short to ride at Disney.
Despite the family claiming that the family would never put their child in danger, the Internet has come after them for this “hack”.
Are the family jerks for this? The conversation lives on Facebook!
To celebrate their upcoming ninth album, Tell Me I’m Alive, All Time Low has announced a global livestream of their album release show at London’s iconic OVO Arena Wembley on March 17th.
As discussed on Brian & Justin this morning, this video left us in a puddle of tears.
So…we saw this, so you have to now.
Does anyone else thinks he looks like Brian? Is this what he does now that Harper is around? Really makes you think.
If you are the victim of a strong-armed robbery, don’t expect your bank to step in to assist you. Colin Johnson, a 24-year-old in Lakeview, learned that hard way that Citibank would be of no assistance after his money and phone were taken from him last August. The thieves immediately went into his phone and drained his bank account through Zelle. He lost $11,000 by the time things were done.
The bank declined Johnson’s requests for a refund and declined his appeals. When Johnson got in touch with them over his money, they suggested, “You may wish to reach out to the recipient directly to resolve this matter.”
Only one issue with that, Johnson was, you know, robbed, and didn’t know the thieves personally.
Johnson said he’s still waiting on a small portion of refunds from Citibank, but the majority of what he lost is now back in his savings account.
Mice and men are feeling the effects of Big Soda. A series of tests showed that adult male mice had larger testicles and higher testosterone after consuming both Coke and Pepsi. This goes against the long-prevailing thought that sugary drinks lower your fertility.
Experts are urging men to not run out and drink lots of Coke or Pepsi. Soda can still lead to obesity, diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure and tooth decay.
According to the study, “One group of 30 male mice was kept in a cage, and their water bottle was filled with 50 percent Pepsi mixed with tap water. Another 30 mice were kept in a different cage and given pure Pepsi.”
After a 15-day study, the mass of the mice’s testicles was significantly higher in the groups that drank Coke and 100% Pepsi, compared to the 50% Pepsi and control groups.
I don’t even recognize this country anymore.
A new Florida bill would make it illegal to let a dog be in a driver’s lap or stick their head out of a window of a moving car. The bill would require dogs to be secured in a crate while in a vehicle on public roadways, be restrained with a safety harness or seat belt other than a neck restraint, or be under the physical control of someone other than the driver while in a car.
Should the bill pass, it will go into effect onto October 1.
Every once in awhile, Brian & Justin’s DM box gets filled to the brim with top notch Karen’s. Instead of riffling through these one-by-one, it’s easier if we unload them all at once in a Karen Competition.
Xfinity Karen:
Parking Karen 1:
Parking Karen 2 featuring Lori Greiner of Shark Tank fame:
Dog Karen:
Which Karen is the worst? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Tony Hawk bought the original version of the skateboard, which features the artwork for Iron Maiden’s album ‘The Killers’, at an auction last year. Hand-painted by Cobain back in 1985, Hawk went about tracing the skateboard’s authenticity. Yesterday (February 20), Hawk released a series of the “unicorn” skateboards as well as prints/stickers of the design. Proceeds going toward raising awareness for mental health and for groups building skate parks.
Legislation requiring Illinois employers to give workers time off based on hours worked, to be used for any reason, is ready for action by Gov. J.B. Pritzker, who said he will sign it. While most modern nations already have laws like this, only Maine and Nevada offer guaranteed paid vacation. This law will not require employees to disclose why they need time off, only that they follow the procedures in place by their employer to ask for the time off.
Seasonal workers such as lifeguards will be exempt, as will federal employees or college students who work non-full-time, temporary jobs for their university.
The legislation, if passed, would go into action on January 1, 2024. Employees will garner one hour of paid leave for every 40 hours worked up to 40 hours total, although the employer may offer more. Employees can start using the time once they have worked for 90 days.
If you want to make money, go into engineering.
A New York Federal Reserve story revealed that chemical engineers make the most money coming out of college, averaging $75,000 a few years out of school. On the other end of the spectrum, theology and religion make only half of that, coming in around $36,000 out of school.
The top majors are as follows,
A full list of majors, some of which venture outside of STEM-related programs, can be found here.
