Alonzo Harmon, a black HVAC Technician, was called to service a home when something went terribly wrong. Harmon told The Daily Beast he’d been called to a woman’s home in Minneapolis to clean her air-ducts but was treated to Karen-like behavior while trying to do his job. Upon entering the home, he said he was greeted with, “They let you do a job like this?”

After that piss-poor introduction, Harmon was repeatedly asked about his qualifications and knowledge of what he was there to fix. The Karen finally admitted that she did not feel comfortable having Harmon inside of her home, and when the trained HVAC pro attempted to leave, that’s when the cops were called.

The police did nothing at the scene of the “crime”.

God is proving that he does have favorites after all with the life that he’s given Eric Andre. The Adult Swim-turned-cult superstar comedian, a man who once vomited in front of Lauren Conrad, is now dating Emily Ratajkowski. The couple was seen at a Knicks game recently, but they eliminated any questions that remained about their relationship status when they posted this photo online.

We’re going to ignore the dirty rug this time, because we are flabbergasted by the way that Andre was able to pull this off. We salute you, sir.

Is this the weirdest celebrity couple ever? The conversation lives on Facebook!

How concerned should we be that the military failed the first time they attempted to take down the UFO that was hovering over Lake Huron over the weekend? How concerned should we be that this isn’t an elaborate set up to a joke? We are living in truly strange times, and the strangeness factor was just turned up a level by ABC 7, who reported, “The first missile that was launched by an F-16 fighter jet at the object near Lake Huron on Sunday did not hit the target.”

While officials insist that this does not present a threat on the ground, it does represent a threat to our intelligence. US Coast Guard ships were deployed to search the site in Lake Huron where the third object was shot down. According to a Pentagon memo, there is no additional information available about the description of that object.

The lovable, purple dinosaur that graced the TV sets of children for decades, is finally back. “Barney & Friends” has been off the air since 2010, but Mattel is reviving the extinct creature for a 2024 reboot…and he’s going to be animated. Mattel is relaunching its Barney franchise through a series of television, film and YouTube videos alongside a line of toys, books, clothing and accessories. A new animated series is set for release in 2024, followed by a product line in 2025.

Mattel’s resurrection of this franchise comes after successful relaunches of its Monster High and Masters of the Universe franchises, both of which have have launched new content and consumer products in recent years.

Cardi B and Offset are the first couple to receive a couples-themed McDonald’s meal. Available across the U.S., the meal features the celebrities’ favorite items and is “perfect for sharing with your plus one, your situationship, your best friend, or anyone in between,” according to a McDonald’s news release.

Cardi B’s half of the meal includes a McDonald’s Cheeseburger paired with tangy BBQ sauce and a large Coca-Cola. Offset brings to the table a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Large Hi-C Orange Lavaburst. Each meal will come with a large order of fries and a hot, flaky apple pie to share.

2023 was a banner year for ads during The Big Game. From Crown Royal to T-Mobile to Tubi, companies big and small created a ton of buzz.

Will Ferrell’s GM x Netflix

Breaking Bad x Pop Corners

Workday x Rockstars

Dave Grohl x Crown Royal

Ben Affleck x T-Mobile

Tubi shocks America

You know what we’re not going to link? The Farmer’s Dog commercial. Shame on them.

Dave Grohl, the newest Crown Royal spokesman, performed an invite-only show for the liquor company. “If you’re wondering why I’m here,” he said with a grin, “I’ve had a long and fruitful relationship with Crown Royal.” He played a raw, stripped back set featuring four of his biggest hits in “Times Like These”, “My Hero”, “Best of You” and “Everlong”.

Dave Grohl is bringing Foo Fighters back on the road this summer, and while no dates in Chicago are confirmed yet, we are crossing our fingers that he’ll stop by a pay a visit sooner rather than later.

Is our national nightmare finally over? Gossip vultures swarmed over Megan Fox after she wiped her photos of Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram and then quoted Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’, a notorious breakup album.

She followed Eminem on Instagram, who ether’ed Machine Gun Kelly out of the hip hop genre a few years ago.