According to The Athletic, Padres-turned-Sox pitcher Mike Clevinger has attacked both his wife and his 10-month-old child. The report says, According to [Olivia] Finestead (the mother of Clevinger’s daughter), she has detailed to those investigators incidents of physical, verbal and emotional abuse, including an incident from last June in which Finestead said Clevinger choked her, and another about two weeks later when she said Clevinger slapped her in a hotel room when the team was playing the Dodgers and threw used chewing tobacco on their child.”

A source familiar with MLB’s investigation process confirmed there is an open investigation on Clevinger. The source added that the White Sox became aware of the allegations after he was signed. Clevinger has not publicly commented on the allegations and his agent told The Athletic they would need “time” before responding.

Thanks, boys. Chicago Police are shifting focus to curb violent carjackings. After finding some success in fighting carjackings, CPD is partnering again with the Cook County Sheriff and launching a new program targeting stolen vehicles. The effort combines free safety hardware and pre-emptive permission from owners to track stolen vehicles.

At upcoming events, Hyundai and Kia owners can also get a limited number of free steering wheel locks. The bright yellow devices will keep the front wheels from turning. Their color will also serve to deter potential thieves. The devices are being shipped “by the pallet-full” from the car companies, according to Glen Brooks, director of CPD’s Office of Community Policing.

Listeners of Brian & Justin on Q101 (6a-10a) will have a chance to win a once-in-a-lifetime experience with Fall Out Boy. On Tuesday and Wednesday, once an hour, Brian & Justin will give away passes to the Fall Out Boy Experience in The Lounge. 8 lucky winners and their guest will get a chance to sit in on an interview with History of Alternative host Brian Philips. They will also receive a photo with the band.

***Winners of the Fall Out Boy Experience will not win tickets to Fall Out Boy’s show at Metro***

As a nation, we are constantly evolving. What was once familiar is no longer. What was once accepted is no longer. And most importantly, what was considered sexy is no longer. M&M’s and their spokescandies have caused too much of a stir. After toning down the brown and green M&M’s last year, professional bowtie wearer and heir to the Swanson TV Dinner throne, Tucker Carlson, rightfully rang the alarm bells about a future with “androgynous” M&M’s.

In a statement released on January 23, the bite-sized candy released a statement easing our worries about possible candy-related androgyny. Instead, the company is pivoting to a feminine direction. No, we aren’t getting the green M&M back in thigh-highs, unfortunately, and no matter how much the purple M&M is asking for it, we still can’t bring her the goods. Instead, human Maya Rudolph will serve as the face of the brand.

If anyone wants any links to sexy M&M’s content, please let me know.

As we approach Q101’s Takeover with Fall Out Boy at the Metro, let’s go back momentarily to a simpler time, February 9, 2003, when Fall Out Boy played the Metro for the second time.

This set features the live debut of Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy, as well as a special appearance from Chris Guiterrez, who performed alongside Pete Wentz and Tim McIlrath in Arma Angelus.

Information on how to win tickets for Q101’s Fall Out Boy Metro takeover can be found here.

10 months after the birth of the makeup mogul’s second child with rapper Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner went to social media to announce that they made a mistake on the first go around. Originally named Wolf, Jenner has pivoted to “Aire”, a rich person’s spelling for “air”.

We hope that Aire can fulfill “Aire vibes” better than he ever did with Wolf.

Believe the science.

The University College London has released a study that confirms that men with small penises – in the ballpark of 4 inches – have a greater desire to be in a fast car. According to the study, younger men under 29 years of age showed little linkage between penis size and the desire for fast cars, but in the 30 and older group, “men who thought they had a relatively small penis rated the sports cars higher,” even into old age.

Next time you see a man in a big car going too fast, just remember that he isn’t as blessed as you are.

10 home improvement locations in the United States have been selected as a part of a pilot program for Lowe’s birthday parties, and the Lowe’s at 1440 Illinois Route 59 is one of those locations. According to Lowe’s, the brand new “Build a Birthday” program aims to to ignite creativity in inspiring young builders while they celebrate with their pals, according to a company news release. Young partygoers will have the choice to build projects including wooden castles, race cars and custom wall shelves, among others.

The first of two packages, the “Lil Builders Party,” starts at $349 and includes options of a pirate ship, castle, pull-back race car, butterfly house and sports arena. The higher tier option, the “Premium Builders Party,” offers more advanced project choices including a peg shelf, hanging chalkboard sign and string art. It starts at $399. Food will be provided by Domino’s.

You can reserve a party here.