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It’s hard for me to feel bad for an injured sword swallower. Much like people that get eaten by their exotic pets, you simply must expect this to happen at some point. You can’t let sharp things hang out in the back of your throat without expecting something bad to happen.
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Worse than losing of billions of dollars in brand deals, Ye has now been stripped of his honorary degree by the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. The school said, “The School of the Art Institute of Chicago condemns and repudiates Kanye West’s (now known as Ye) anti-Black, antisemitic, racist, and dangerous statements, particularly those directed at Black and Jewish communities. Ye’s actions do not align with SAIC’s mission and values, and we’ve rescinded his honorary degree.”
This comes after Ye acted crazier than Alex Jones and defended Hitler – yes, Hitler – for some of the industrial work that he accomplished.
According to the National Retail Federation, holiday sales this year are expected to be as high as $960 billion, topping $889 billion that was spent last year. Americans are expected to spend about $1,455 each this season, according to Deloitte’s latest study. That’s around the same as last year’s average of $1,463 per person.
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Christmas music can be extremely annoying with it’s slugging out of the PA system of every store your shopping in. The speakers of the relative you don’t like spending the holidays with. It can be overly sappy and corny to the point where it’s disingenuous. While others just warm your heart like a puppy snuggling in your lap, some are just straight weird songs. If you just want to stream the audio on Spotify, I included another playlist all the way the bottom so go head open this copy pasted gift I made for you.
A lot of holiday songs have a sense of wider reflections of life. This track with a swagger chorus does that with a spoken word intro. It’s the soundtrack for the person who drinks too much at your family party and says maybe too much.
The band that you will celebrated on this list quite a bit collaborated on this Christmas weird one.
The truth is out there.
The rap legends beat down to the point of the holidays. This is not their only appearance on this list.
The emo standouts delivered this unique take on Johnn Lennon’s peace anthem.
The ska punk kings dig into this humor classic with a chugga chugga riff on top.
I want to wish you a merry xmas with a power pop redo here.
This soft dreamy number paints the picture of the holidays. Yeah, no odd twister here.
This is just a delightful acoustic goof off. They riff between the traditional lyrics with their own observations and comedic barbs. Somehow they work child actor Donnie Bonaduce into the lyrics.
It utilizes the original lyrics but feels like it’s non-holiday song.
Yeah! It was better when this holiday was all about getting toys you wanted. It helps this song gets your head bobbing up and down.
River Cuomo cracks wise on everything from people spending too much on gifts and how Santa’s weight.
Being down in the dumps this time of year is hard, as it is anytime of year. Blink lay it all out there in the new track released in December 2019.
Twenty One Pilots singer Tyler Joseph performed this standard on a charity show in his hometown.
With his arty drum loop and his crystal clear crooning, the Radiohead frontman performed this standard on stage during a solo show last year. In his always odd innovation, Yorke uses the familiar track to merge into one of his own.
A ting a ding ding lite and sweet track for the season.
The Strokes singer took that the long running lofi Saturday Night Live gag and turned it into a jump up and down jam.
A faux metal track that reels off a pretty demented wish list with Jack Black doing his signature air raid siren delivery,
A dancey chune that does not have a single jingle bell in an earshot, but a refelctive look at the divisions in society when the holidays are supposed to bring us together.
A song about how you break up with someone at Christmas only to add to the misery by revealing you did something even worse.
PJ has been putting out holiday singles dating all the way back to ‘91 this Jackson 5 cover may be the best one.
28.BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS – WHITE CHRISTMAS
This is rare reggae spin of the most common Christmas standard feels very fun and irreverent.
What if Saint Nick stole your girl ? Yeah, Fitz knows how to do a tune like that.
26 .EVERCLEAR – SANTA BABY
Art Alexakis and company cover the standard that demands Santa provide all materialistic needs.
Almost any track from the Tarquin Records All-Star Holiday Extravaganza album could have a place on this list (one more makes the cut by the way) but this organ driven comedy track talks about noteworthy NHL stars and what they are doing on the big holiday. The lyrics talk about Chicago Blackhawks great Jeremey Roenick getting a brand new bike, so you know it’s just fun.
This song from the ‘Taste of Christmas’ comp is a hard rocking goof about Santa somehow fighting the supernatural forces of evil and “seeking the purest of souls”. This not to be taken seriously but that’s the point.
This religous standard has been belted by high-voiced choir boys well before your Grandpa’s hair was grey but Rivers Cuomo and company give it this distorted emo take that adds a little head-bobbing rock feel. It comes from the 2008 EP ‘Christmas with Weezer’.
The video for this crowd-chorus rowdy sing-a-long plays almost like an episode of ‘It’s Always Sunny in (Boston)” with the Murphy’s showing off their dysfunctional family. If this was a soundtrack for a ‘Shameless’ holiday special it would also work.
Yes, this is real. It’s a cover that is superior to the original song that appeared on the 1980 Star Wars theme cash-grab ‘Christmas in the Stars’ album. This cover features the same computer blips and bloops but Dewan’s nerdy soulfulness over a reserved electric organ hits a sincere tone of love for the rebel droid who held the plans that helped take down the Death Star.
Nevada’s sweetest sons the Killers have been putting our Christmas songs almost every year since 2006 for charity, and this songs almost plays a storytelling jam you might on one of their regular albums but it talks of the child-like wonder of Christmas.
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All we want for Christmas is an MCR reunion. Give this to me any day over the Mariah Carey version every year.
This cover of the Vandals is a bouncing gem from the early ‘Tragic Kingdom’ era of Orange County’s finest with a madcap video to boot. Do you think Gwen Stefani will finally respond to my Christmas Cards since I put her band on this list?
Scott Lucs gives a charming take on a classic that lends itself to his vocal sneer that we’ve come to expect from him.
Pay attention to the darkly funny lyrics and don’t let your Granddad hear it.
A love song about being in the drunk tank around the holiday.
Willmete’s finest take this cut from Disney classic “A Nightmare Before Christmas” for a whirl and it gives all the chills of Jack Skeleton discovering that special feeling.
When this band regarded as one of the best alt acts in the last 10 years started their comeback in 2015, they got it going with this heart-wrenching breakup with the idea of Christmas itself.
This pogo-jumping take on the religious hymn will most likely be heard at any Christmas midnight mass, and that’s ok but it’s a refreshing interpretation that truly soars from these California punk legends.
You can almost hear the snow on this number from Duluth alt band Low who featured it on their 1999 holiday EP simply titled ‘Christmas’.
The most loveable weirdos to break out of the 80’s, TMBG were known for venturing into the novelty world of music with some of their album being made for children and while other tracks got animated send-ups on ‘Tiny Toon Adventures’. So of course, they had a killer song about a man being jealous of his wife flirting with Santa.
This candy pop tune with George Michael talking of a love lost, gets a bit of accoustic emo sickness from one of best alt bands of the 2000’s.
08.The Killers ‘ Joseph, Better You than Me’
Yes, the Killers make great alt xmas songs and this won’t be the last on the list. This collaboration with rock icon Elton John and Pet Shop Boy’s Neil Tennant is a soulful tribute to Joseph, the earthly fraternal figure who lead Jesus through life. Poor Joseph never got his due in song, but this one really plays out like a Billy Joel broadway smash.
Imagine if the animals at the Zoo had theire own wild party. Yeah, well Wayne Coyne and company made their delightful idea into a joyful song that is very easy to sing-a-long with.
A song the 80’s rap legends were initially hesitant to record for the charity compilation ‘A Very Special Christmas’ has grown into one of the catchiest holiday bangers of all time. Yeah, how many seasonal songs can you call a ‘banger’? The cornball story of the song is just as good sugary sweet as one of those cookies with green and red sprinkles on it.
Stevens has earned his following for his experimental commitment to big concepts with religious overtones but this playful song is a just more fun then running down the steps as a kid on Christmas morning.
The coolest punk band ever demands you hug it out this year.
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The most popular hit from this new wave outfit talks about in the middle of the shopping rush running into the potential boyfriend. It’s got this early mixture of funk, rap, and disco that ages well.
This predecessor to pop punk cut sees the Rock and Roll Hall of Famers put a Robin Hood narrative to help us remember the less fortunate during the holidays in which the tough street kids demand that Father Christmas give them money and save the toys “for the little rich boys”. You know the song is good when you lose count of how many bands have covered it.
This dark twisted tale of a murderous avenger in Santa coming for a misbehaving Brandon Flowers plays out over a shimmy and shake musical ride. It’s certainly not a track to sing-a-long to with Grandma but it’s so weird but also reflects on the bleakness of holidays for those out there not doing well while also laughing at the ‘be good, get good stuff’ concept that we are told as kids. Just remember it’s a dark yet light hearted on the forced cherriness of the seasons, and not to be taken seriously.
Also this is Brandon’s mustache at the peak of odd weirdness.
Oh you little stinker, you scrolled down here ugh? Merry Christmas!
A school has come under fire for allegations of passing out sex toys and talking about “lube vs. spit” in a sex ed class at a Chicago private school. Per Fox 32, “A non-profit journalism group called “Project Veritas” posted a story about the dean of Francis W. Parker school and things he said over a cup of coffee. It included video of the dean, Joseph Bruno, saying students were taught about queer sex by LGBTQ+ activists who passed adult toys around the classroom. The school says Bruno was targeted by Project Veritas, and he was misled to believe he was conversing with a conference attendee over coffee.”
The school says the Board of Trustees supports Parker’s programming.
As we discussed yesterday, there is an Olive Garden manager that wants you to prove that your dog is dead in order to get off of work. In a leaked memo, the now ex-manager said, “We are no longer tolerating ANY excuse for calling off. If you’re sick, you need to come prove it to us. If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us.”
Olive Garden confirmed that he is no longer there, thus no longer family.
Hayley Williams is at it again. Hot off the heels of “This Is Why”, one of the best songs of 2022, the band just dropped “The News”, a three-minute, all-killer-no-filler track that faces “doom scrolling” head on.
“This Is Why”, Paramore’s sixth studio album, comes out on February 10, 2023.
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Just announced by President Biden, WNBA player Brittney Griner is coming home after being held captive in Russia since February. She is a part of a one-for-one swap with international arms dealer VIktor Bout. Per CBS News, “The one-for-one exchange agreement negotiated with Moscow in recent weeks was given final approval by President Biden within just the last week.”
If you find yourself owning more than one toothbrush, you’ve done something wrong. There’s no need to double up. It should be a one in, one out policy. One man in Florida, however, was arrested for stealing over $1000 worth of toothbrushes. What he was going to do with these toothbrushes, we don’t want to know.
Does this look like a man that would be fiending for toothbrushes?
Yes, yes he does.
Dreams do come true. The investigative minds at Q101 have found a house that seems too good to be true, but we have photographic evidence that we can now scramble eggs while going to the bathroom.
The full house can be seen here but we are fixated on Heaven On Earth.
Willy Contreras, one of the last pieces of the Cubs 2016 World Series team, has turned his back on the city of Chicago by not only leaving the Northsiders, but by siding with the dreaded St. Louis Cardinals. Contreras, a lifetime .256 hitter, is a three-time all-star who has been a Cardinals killer in the past. Now he’ll take his talents across state lines, and to the Cubs greatest rival.
Contreras will return to the friendly confines on May 8, 9, and 10 this upcoming season.
The American Heart Association has released new data that should scare you if you get stressed out around the holiday season. According to the AHA and the powers that be, the days you’re most likely to suffer a heart attack on are December 25, December 26, and January 1. Because of the increase in stress during the holiday season, our bodies often quit on us and quite literally attack us.
Be wary of any pain or discomfort in the chest, jaw, neck, back, arms and shoulders. Discomfort may be pressure, squeezing and fullness. The discomfort could last for a few moments, go away then comeback.
As more and more gets squeezed out of the working class, one Olive Garden manager is taking it a step further by demanding that anyone calling out of work, show up to work and prove why they need to be out. Whether they’re sick or they’re dog died, employees have been asked to show up to work to prove to their manager that they need the day off. In an email, the manager said,
“Attention ALL Team Members:
Our call offs are occurring at a staggering rate. From now on, if you call off, you might as well go out and look for another job. We are no longer tolerating ANY excuse for calling off. If you’re sick, you need to come prove it to us. If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us. If its a “family emergency” and you can’t say, too bad. Go work somewhere else. If you only want morning shifts, too bad go work at a bank. If anyone from here on out calls out more than ONCE in the next 30 days you will not have a job. Do you know in my 11.5 years at Darden how many days I called off? Zero. I came in sick. I got in a wreck literally on my to work one time, airbags went off and my car was totaled, but you know what, I made it to work, ON TIME! There are no more excuses. Us, collectively as a management team have had enough. If you don’t want to work here, don’t. It’s as simple as that. If you’re here and want to work, then work. No more complainging about not being cut or not being able to leave early. You’re in the restaurant business. Do you think I want to be here until midnight on Friday and Saturday? No. I’d much rather be at home with my husband and dog, going to the movies or seeing family. But I don’t, I’m dedicated to being here. As should you. No more excuses or complaints.
I hope you choose to continue to work here and I think we (management) make it as easy as we can on ya’ll. Thank you for your time and thank you to those who come in every day on time and work hard. I wish there were more like you.”
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The video featuring Anthony Kiedis, Flea, Chad Smith and John Frusciante, both in real life and as digital Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater-style avatars, has hit the one Billion views milestone.
Take a trip and revisit the video here. It’s understood that Hollywood sells Californication.
Starting on the first of the year, the statewide Illinois minimum wage will rise to $13 per hour for non-tipped employees ages 18 and over. The $1 increase will apply to every hour worked in the new year, and is part of legislation signed by Gov. JB Pritzker in 2019 to establish a statewide $15 minimum wage by 2025. For tipped employees, they may be paid 60% of the hourly minimum wage, or $7.80, as long as they receive the difference in tips. Skeptics are worried that this minimal increase in pay might lead to working class people being able to live a more comfortable lifestyle, and God forbid we have that.
Going forward, the city’s minimum wage will increase every July 1 to match the rise in cost of living.
I’m no doctor, but sticking a needle into your eye seems like a bad move in both the short term and the long term. A mom of five is staring down the barrel of permanent blindness after she dyed her eyeballs blue and purple in an effort to copy influencer Amber Luke, who temporarily went blind.
“I don’t have 20/20 vision anymore. From a distance, I can’t see features on faces,” she said. “If I didn’t have my eyeballs tattooed, I wouldn’t be having this problem. Even today I woke up with more floaters in my eyes. And that is dangerous.”
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