A woman in Texas recently moved into a new place and didn’t have a plunger yet. So when her toilet got clogged last week she tried to unclog it by just reaching her HAND in there.
Whether you enjoy it personally or not, Malort is a thing in Chicago. You can get it at O’Hare. You can eat it in a pie. You can buy it with an ease that defies the laws of supply and demand. In other countries, though, Malort is an unknown quantity. Although now less so. In…