Bank robber surprises some guys playing in the snowJanuary 18, 2021 | jnettlebeckWhat would you do if you ran into a person being man-hunted?
Man breaks into bank to heat up Hot PocketJanuary 6, 2021 | jnettlebeckYes, he was singing the song while being arrested, don’t you worry.
Dine and dasher falls through ceiling!November 1, 2020 | jnettlebeckShe fell right into the cops hands!
This cop may have the tackle of the year!October 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckGet this man a Bears contract ASAP!
WTF: This guy was hanging off the side of Trump Tower!October 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckHe was demanding to speak to the president. Maybe he doesn’t realize that the Whitehouse isn’t in Chicago…
Chicago Police scanner weekend roundupOctober 18, 2020 | jnettlebeckHere’s your weekly dose of the dumbest crimes in the city!
Man who claims to be God smashes through window at TV stationOctober 14, 2020 | jnettlebeckBoy are those cops who arrested him going to feel dumb if it turns out he actually is God!
Cops nab suspects inside doughnut shopSeptember 17, 2020 | jnettlebeckI mean, a little on the nose right?
WTF!?! Wedding guest reportedly shoots groom in the chestAugust 24, 2020 | jnettlebeckWhat could have possibly caused this!
Man stole 13 scratch off tickets then immediately tried to see if any of them were winnersAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckYou know, maybe go to the gas station down the street next time.
Man with ‘I’m not drunk’ bumper sticker charged with DUIAugust 18, 2020 | jnettlebeckOh I guess he was drunk after all…
Man Steals 3-Foot, 40lb. Dildo in VegasJuly 22, 2020 | jnettlebeckNow what are you going to du with a 3-Foot, 40lb. dildo!
Naked man arrested by sheriffs says he used mushrooms with JesusJuly 17, 2020 | jnettlebeckYeah you know this story involves someone getting tased…
Dog leads police on a high speed chaseMarch 31, 2020 | jnettlebeckSometimes good boys have to be bad.
Robber goes wrong in a way you’d never expectOctober 25, 2019 | jnettlebeckMan, this guy is so dumb, but is he? Yes, yes he is.
Illinois has a new dumbest criminal of all-timeOctober 18, 2019 | jnettlebeckIf you have your own name tattooed on your neck, don’t lie to the police about your name.
This isn’t what they meant by ride “sharing”October 14, 2019 | jnettlebeckRidesharing doesn’t mean you share possession of the car!
